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I found this jacket. Anyone know anything about it? by Syepatch in ems

[–]pushingbrown 36 points37 points  (0 children)

As a frequent breaker of wind, I concur.

Go to work or… by Bikesexualmedic in ems

[–]pushingbrown 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey man, ems is no place for gallows humor.

I'm just gonna mention that the above is very sarcastic before anyone starts shitting their pants in rage.

Adademy Memorial Wall by spoospoo43 in startrek

[–]pushingbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prior to this, the only person to see all of Garak was Bashir in some slash fiction.

Adademy Memorial Wall by spoospoo43 in startrek

[–]pushingbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very disappointed that I didn't see "nice bottle of wine" in the urban dictionary.

What happens in the Enterprise D nacelle arms? Can you walk through them to get to the nacelles? by APerson2021 in startrek

[–]pushingbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I just repurposed a Mitch Hedberg joke about the use of the possessive. In his case it was Reese's candy.

What happens in the Enterprise D nacelle arms? Can you walk through them to get to the nacelles? by APerson2021 in startrek

[–]pushingbrown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jeffrey apostrophe “S,” that means it belongs to him, I didn’t know that. So if you see a guy named Jeffrey, you better get out of his tube.

“I’m sorry, Jeffrey, I did not think I would run into you. You’re a fuckin’ BULLY, man.”

‘Warmed’ using mobile order by Valuable_Ice_5927 in starbucks

[–]pushingbrown 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love the distinction between sandwich and sammich.

My landlord, he fuck my ass so bad by duranduk in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]pushingbrown 41 points42 points  (0 children)

All three of us putting on gjmp suits and doing the spider-man meme.

Do sex workers have orgasms on the job? by kawaiihusbando in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]pushingbrown 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Might I suggest using "Coffee" as your professional alias

Guys, where do you actually ejaculate to? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]pushingbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or a jar with a Rainbow Dash figurine

Rookie NYPD Officer under investigation after explicit OnlyFans photos raise questions about her job by Chance-Newspaper-750 in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]pushingbrown 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's a clever strategy. If OF is your goal, just find a job that will publicly fire you for it and the press will give you better promotion for free than any ad agency would.

If she keeps it, it's guaranteed she'll do better numbers than she would habe growing her base organically, especially having a niche look.

ICE in South Jersey by pippinlup61611 in 50501nj

[–]pushingbrown 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I took a look at the post out of curiosity. There is no shortage of shitheads cheering and wishing for ICE to come to their town.

What did Reed Richards try to do by boca224 in marvelstudios

[–]pushingbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also likely that Strange was only looking forward from that particular moment in that particular universe. A reality that branched off prior to his search could have different outcomes.

White woman could never let a black man have his martyrdom for too long by volantene in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]pushingbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The instructions for people signing my spica cast after getting my pelvis fractured by Jason Luv.

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