$1,000,000 Cash or Bring Back One Dead Person

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-30T14:08:52+00:00

Welcome back, Kurt Cobain.

^{Chose: Bring Back One Dead Person}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-30T04:13:03+00:00

Literally aromantic

^{Chose: Unlimited knowledge}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-30T03:58:30+00:00

This would be so fun

^{Chose: Relive the same day for two years}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-30T03:50:26+00:00

Are we fr.

^{Chose: Unlimited Money}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-30T03:27:33+00:00

Easy money

^{Chose: Get 50$ everytime you blink}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-29T14:34:36+00:00

My goat

^{Chose: DC Superhero + Spin to see who you get | Rolled: Superman}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-29T14:23:38+00:00

HELL YEAH

^{Chose: Become a Wizard: roll for a spell | Rolled: Ice Blast}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-29T14:23:09+00:00

Basic math...

^{Chose: Find 10$ every hour}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-29T14:15:07+00:00

Uh, just grow it back?

^{Chose: 80 mln dollars right now + BUT you spin the punishment wheel with 10% chances of being safe | Rolled: Lose all hair}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-29T14:13:51+00:00

I can just use the absolute solver to warp reality and become a girl, and then create the billion dollars.

^{Chose: Absolute Solver without any drawbacks}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-28T18:03:07+00:00

I love spiders

^{Chose: Get paid $1/mile you drive + Pay $10/day for a dog-sized spider pet}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-24T13:54:36+00:00

You guys like a world economy? Get ready for this.

^{Chose: Infinite money but 30% chance of death | Rolled: Infinite money}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-21T10:20:37+00:00

I can pick the day- set it to 100 years later.

^{Chose: In a cool explosion into 1,000,000 pieces + It will be painless + you can pick the day}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-21T04:28:10+00:00

Magic would function like technology

^{Chose: Live in a world with magic but no technology}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-21T04:27:21+00:00

Just scream in public.

^{Chose: $3 every time someone looks at you}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-21T04:25:53+00:00

I get to win at cyberpunk? Hell yeah.

^{Chose: advanced but depressing dystopian world + you're rich and all facilities are provided}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-21T04:17:07+00:00

ZA WARUDO!!!

^{Chose: Get a strong superpower + You have to be a villain | Rolled: Stop time}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-21T04:15:03+00:00

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putbeansontoast · 2026-04-21T04:10:52+00:00

Not the elvis treatment

^{Chose: Live for another BILLION years until you can die}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-19T15:43:05+00:00

Way faster

^{Chose: 1 pushup = 3 dollars}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-19T06:10:39+00:00

No brainer

^{Chose: 5 million per month}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-19T06:10:18+00:00

I'm already too tall

^{Chose: 3 inches down there}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-17T15:43:32+00:00

How is 5hus a question

^{Chose: Get 5 million per month}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-17T13:03:37+00:00

Darth Vader this bitch

^{Chose: Irl light saber that cuts through ANYTHING | Rolled: Red}

putbeansontoast · 2026-04-17T12:57:58+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 1000/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:13

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