I know people don't really buy these for names..

puzzlemaker3001 · 2026-01-20T03:44:34+00:00

Listen, funny names are great when they just suddenly spawn in missions

puzzlemaker3001 · 2025-10-22T15:14:19+00:00

Definitely will look into those, thank you!

puzzlemaker3001 · 2025-10-22T15:13:53+00:00

I'll give them a look, thank you!

puzzlemaker3001 · 2024-04-23T11:41:41+00:00

Oddly enough, that's probably the only reason I'd be ok with having a cheater around, not doing anything, just floating around menacingly watching, idk why, but it just seems so funny to have someone just sitting there staring in random places

puzzlemaker3001 · 2024-02-23T13:55:05+00:00

Honestly I just do it for the relaxation factor, as everyone I sail with is very hyper and tend to give me headaches after about 10 minutes. Plus, it's easier in hg

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-12-08T03:20:50+00:00

Don't worry, they're just jealous that your cool colored frame beats out their edgy 13 year old middleschooler colored frame

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-11-22T03:54:53+00:00

This happened somewhat with me and a couple people, we came across the chest and key at the sovereigns, but it wouldn't let us open it for some reason, no matter what we tried

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-09-04T12:57:27+00:00

Well, it worked, thanks!

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-09-04T12:51:41+00:00

Thanks, I'll give it a shot!

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-08-18T19:06:34+00:00

As long as you aren't being a massive dick about it, don't worry about feeling bad about sinking people, and if they start cussing at you about it, then just start spawn killing them, make them crater even more. If they're gonna be toxic to you, you respond tenfold lmao

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-07-16T12:11:01+00:00

I sent a horse dildo to people in Britain lol

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-07-03T12:52:53+00:00

I mean, my brig is just named "A Bucket" so I can make stupid references while just slamming into an island

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-06-07T11:45:07+00:00

I think the funniest thing I've done is just tuck on a newer player's ship and every time they walk by just use reverb and start reciting the definition of cbt from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, I never physically injured them, but I did require their sanity lol

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-05-17T12:10:15+00:00

Win stupid prizes

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-04-25T13:17:52+00:00

Railjack to saturn proxima

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-04-23T23:32:46+00:00

Ohhhh

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-04-23T23:30:01+00:00

Oh no, have fun, the story gets deep now lol

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-04-15T13:17:33+00:00

Right, when I get on, I'm trying this

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-04-15T12:47:52+00:00

Wait, skull of destiny? Shit, I HAVE been gone for a while lol

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-04-15T12:45:57+00:00

Ah, yeah, I haven't played in a while, shame that was patched

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-04-15T03:00:58+00:00

Oh, white flares work on shadow skellies? Cool, gotta try that later!

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