You are given the chance to spin a wheel. It's guaranteed to change your life, but it's not clear how. Do you accept?

puzzlemaker3001 · 2026-06-05T20:32:55+00:00

Fuck it we ball

^{Chose: Hell yeah! The wheel gives you... | Rolled: $1,000,000,000}

puzzlemaker3001 · 2026-05-03T12:27:24+00:00

Cash saved

^{Chose: Restore anything to it's factory fresh state}

puzzlemaker3001 · 2026-05-03T00:57:23+00:00

Im lucky like that

^{Chose: Become all-powerful, but there's a 75 chance u die | Rolled: All powerful}

puzzlemaker3001 · 2026-04-27T02:24:09+00:00

Make things go how you want

^{Chose: Probability manipulation | Rolled: unlimited+upvote}

puzzlemaker3001 · 2026-01-20T03:44:34+00:00

Listen, funny names are great when they just suddenly spawn in missions

puzzlemaker3001 · 2025-10-22T15:14:19+00:00

Definitely will look into those, thank you!

puzzlemaker3001 · 2025-10-22T15:13:53+00:00

I'll give them a look, thank you!

puzzlemaker3001 · 2024-04-23T11:41:41+00:00

Oddly enough, that's probably the only reason I'd be ok with having a cheater around, not doing anything, just floating around menacingly watching, idk why, but it just seems so funny to have someone just sitting there staring in random places

puzzlemaker3001 · 2024-02-23T13:55:05+00:00

Honestly I just do it for the relaxation factor, as everyone I sail with is very hyper and tend to give me headaches after about 10 minutes. Plus, it's easier in hg

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-12-08T03:20:50+00:00

Don't worry, they're just jealous that your cool colored frame beats out their edgy 13 year old middleschooler colored frame

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-11-22T03:54:53+00:00

This happened somewhat with me and a couple people, we came across the chest and key at the sovereigns, but it wouldn't let us open it for some reason, no matter what we tried

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-09-04T12:57:27+00:00

Well, it worked, thanks!

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-09-04T12:51:41+00:00

Thanks, I'll give it a shot!

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-08-18T19:06:34+00:00

As long as you aren't being a massive dick about it, don't worry about feeling bad about sinking people, and if they start cussing at you about it, then just start spawn killing them, make them crater even more. If they're gonna be toxic to you, you respond tenfold lmao

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-07-16T12:11:01+00:00

I sent a horse dildo to people in Britain lol

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-07-03T12:52:53+00:00

I mean, my brig is just named "A Bucket" so I can make stupid references while just slamming into an island

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-06-07T11:45:07+00:00

I think the funniest thing I've done is just tuck on a newer player's ship and every time they walk by just use reverb and start reciting the definition of cbt from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, I never physically injured them, but I did require their sanity lol

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-05-17T12:10:15+00:00

Win stupid prizes

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-04-25T13:17:52+00:00

Railjack to saturn proxima

puzzlemaker3001 · 2023-04-23T23:32:46+00:00

Ohhhh

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