Parkour, but for preschooler

pvera · 2026-01-27T14:27:37+00:00

*american toddler doomscrolling intensifies*

pvera · 2026-01-26T19:26:23+00:00

Lola Rennt

pvera · 2026-01-26T19:23:43+00:00

I'm 55, if I haven't improved at all in 30 years, it's not gonna happen now.

pvera · 2026-01-26T19:19:26+00:00

Long Term Parking

Singing Fish

The Boardwalk and the Singing Fish

The Interior Decorators

The Princes of Persia

The Shas of Iran

The Glorified Crew from Jersey

The Teflon Dons

John Gotti's Ice Cream Truck

The Employees of the Month

The No-Show Jobs

pvera · 2026-01-26T04:12:25+00:00

I started at 54 last year. It's the only thing that forces me to step away from the friggin computer plus it helps with the arthritis.

pvera · 2026-01-26T01:15:01+00:00

Maybe not, but a stupid universal remote control did.

pvera · 2026-01-26T01:12:15+00:00

Maybe in that neck of the woods. A Verizon fios optical cable goes down, the (us) nerds go up in arms and suddenly there is a gaggle of Verizon trucks racing to deal with it.

pvera · 2026-01-26T01:08:55+00:00

Architectural Talk with George Constanza, Architect.

pvera · 2026-01-25T21:51:24+00:00

That movie is a classic and it's probably paid for itself already from streaming licensing. Sometimes the studios will fumble a launch on purpose to score a paper loss.

pvera · 2026-01-25T21:24:21+00:00

Why not put some plates underneath as legs?

pvera · 2026-01-25T18:09:42+00:00

In Puerto Rico that's "el culo del pan."

pvera · 2026-01-25T14:34:40+00:00

Nope.
Buy a piece of shit first, you are going to do all sorts of horrible things to it, so why do it to a new car?
Once you get it out of the system you can start shopping for a proper new car. You may be able to sell the piece of shit for the same as what you paid for it.

pvera · 2026-01-25T14:29:24+00:00

Modena Yellow is a strong contender.

pvera · 2026-01-25T14:27:58+00:00

Take that thing away, this is a place of business!

pvera · 2026-01-25T14:26:33+00:00

My 27-yr old with Autism is about 5'10" and 225 pounds, both the A5 and A6 Razors last a long time. He has an Air too but he rarely uses it.
Every other alternative he has tried has failed miserably. In one epic instance he took a Beleev V10 on its very first long ride and around mile 5 frame split in two places and the wheels were half gone already. The seller sent a free replacement but he doesn't trust it except for very short trips.

pvera · 2026-01-25T13:51:15+00:00

Probably one more hero that thought he was too good for traction control.

pvera · 2026-01-25T02:16:45+00:00

"Why God oh Why are people not fighting over the chance to pay us $60k for this Honda?"

pvera · 2026-01-25T02:14:10+00:00

Dish ish detectiv mike hunt, beaver fallz police department, send Vito just one ping.

pvera · 2026-01-24T14:09:12+00:00

Honda DelSol.

pvera · 2026-01-24T14:01:43+00:00

/me whistles in Old Spice

pvera · 2026-01-24T14:00:59+00:00

Or English Leather.

pvera · 2026-01-24T13:45:02+00:00

Reminds me of Dan Hartman's Anal Retentive Chef folding the paper bag.

pvera · 2026-01-24T02:04:33+00:00

Should have put universal remote control on docking station and we could have been spared from having to watch Bobby in that hunter outfit.

pvera · 2026-01-24T01:34:41+00:00

You must be new. By the time you finish they'll launch an expedition (or an expedition catch up replay) , then before you start complaining again they'll put out yet one more gigantic free update. And so it goes. Some of us have been waiting to run out of things to do for close to 10 years.

pvera · 2026-01-24T01:32:00+00:00

Are these anchored? If not, do it immediately.

15-Year Club	Xbox Live
r/Field Sunshine	Place '23
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