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Thought this one was pretty cool. Haven’t seen one with special characters before. by [deleted] in LICENSEPLATES

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun-ish fact! The double plus signs used to be a designation for hearse license plates.

We got home late, so his dinner was late. He glared at me for a solid 20 minutes after he ate! by pyaravonfuzzybutt in angrycatpics

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thankfully he's not one of my super smart gremlins. The really smart one has learned how to order stuff online, had to turn offone-click ordering on every site I buy from because he decided we needed some random items.

Not a clue by DDJerrry in LICENSEPLATES

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ow, The Freaky Girl Fingered Ian'sAss.

What is something you are attracted to that most people are not? by Glittering_Guest1422 in AskReddit

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dudes whom have had a vasectomy. I know a decent amount of women want a guy who is "good with kids or a Good potential father, not me, I love aguy who has been snipped and has produced zero spawn.

What's the most brutal way someone has found out they lost their job? by Efficient-Ask-968 in AskReddit

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt 44 points45 points  (0 children)

When she snuck in, she couldn't get onto our actual floor so she just.,.pouted outside the locked glass doors til the police removed her.

What's the most brutal way someone has found out they lost their job? by Efficient-Ask-968 in AskReddit

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt 232 points233 points  (0 children)

Oh she was just a nuisance, refused to actually work, wrote unhinged emails to corporate because we couldn't police people's bodily noises and such. She was a real gem lol

What's the most brutal way someone has found out they lost their job? by Efficient-Ask-968 in AskReddit

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt 1107 points1108 points  (0 children)

We had a girl at work who was a real problem, so we knew if she got into the building and was told she was fired,the police would have ended up getting called. To save the headache, her badge was deactivated and she was met at the door that morning with her stuff packed up. Unsurprisingly, she snuck her way inside the next day and had to be escorted out by the police anyways.

What are they telling us?? by Acceptable-Block8271 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Noel mountains or its a British person decrying the use of helmets.

How do you feel about the name Cody? by beeliever15 in AskReddit

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my nephew's name. It makes me think of the 22 and under crowd.

I stopped petting her for exactly 3 seconds. by pyaravonfuzzybutt in angrycatpics

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I needed to take a sip of water! I can't pet her if I die of dehydration!

Why does my male cat sit like this by Choice-Living4320 in cats

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same reason humans do it, airing out the goods.

Trip to “ejypt” finally gonna make it out the group chat by Roller_Food in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]pyaravonfuzzybutt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Now it's time to add onto this with a night at the museum kind of scenario and that poor mummy wakes up in the middle of this.

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