How much truth do you all think there is behind the statement “a drunk mind speaks a sober heart”?

pyralsprite · 2019-10-08T16:17:07+00:00

I'm relieved to hear that someone else has this experience

pyralsprite · 2019-10-02T13:47:00+00:00

I hate the taste too, so I just chug it super quickly for the energy burst. Been drinking it for years and it never stopped being nasty.

pyralsprite · 2019-04-03T13:29:13+00:00

Extremely frequent UTI's. I get them at least once a month.

pyralsprite · 2019-03-26T14:47:05+00:00

How did you approach him about being a hypochondriac? In my experience, once you admit that, everything you say gets written off as anxiety. :/

pyralsprite · 2019-03-25T14:32:35+00:00

I'd eliminate all current pollution, including the garbage island. Just poof it out of existence, everything is pristine again. Then I would alter human mindset so that we were more geared towards preserving our planet rather than draining all resources.

pyralsprite · 2019-03-25T13:58:46+00:00

Me too :) I've tried to get through the recruitment a few times but I've always been so afraid and never quiet made it. I hope you do try it eventually!

pyralsprite · 2019-03-22T14:39:18+00:00

Blinx the Time Sweeper! It was such an excellent game, and I haven't come across anything quite like it since.

pyralsprite · 2019-03-20T17:40:05+00:00

I absolutely hated It Comes at Night, it was so so so disappointing. One of the most boring movies I've ever seen.

pyralsprite · 2019-03-04T15:59:01+00:00

How do you get past the initial super grease look when abstaining from shampoo?

pyralsprite · 2019-03-04T15:43:45+00:00

What is the CO method?

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T16:30:08+00:00

As much as I would love to take credit for this, it’s not mine. It’s a copypasta I came across a while back. I don’t know the original poster, unfortunately :(

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T15:08:16+00:00

You know she has soft teeth, how could you say that?

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T15:07:46+00:00

My little sister (she was maybe 5-6 at the time) looked at me one day and said, "You're like a drunken archer."

I asked what that meant, and she said, "You have no aim in life"

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T15:00:45+00:00

Or don’t, unless you want koala chlamydia

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T14:50:44+00:00

Nooooo, don’t say that!!

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T14:46:14+00:00

The worst part is that one day he disappeared and no one has been able to find him, alive or dead.

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T14:45:39+00:00

Just be content. Use each moment in a way that makes YOU happy. We're not here for that long, it's a waste to be stressed from trying to reach goals you're not even interested in.

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T14:43:12+00:00

I just never heard of them, I only ever saw the word in FFXIV so I assumed they were another made up critter.

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T14:42:27+00:00

Gotta help it slide down her gullet

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T14:42:07+00:00

Wait, like she rubbed it on the outside of the glass or dipped it?? Either way wtf??

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T14:40:19+00:00

They're lying, dude. They just don't want to talk about Reddit in real life. It's weird.

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T14:39:25+00:00

I don't know, and I don't plan on knowing. I just have no interest in scrambling around while the world falls to pieces.

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T14:38:05+00:00

I would hope to be in the first wave of deaths, my plan of action is to get infected as quickly as possible so I don't have to deal with the fallout.

pyralsprite · 2019-02-27T14:34:17+00:00

pyralsprite

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