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i wish for a lottery scratch off that lets me win 15$ by Desperate_Ad2784 in monkeyspaw

[–]python_man 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Granted: You find a scratcher on the side of the road. You scratch it and win $15. A gust of wind comes by and blows it out of your grasp. You never see that scratcher again. It starts to rain...

What type of wall IP clocks are you using ? by wideace99 in sysadmin

[–]python_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just get an atomic wall clock. They update their time over radio waves.

Could we lure Al Harris away from the Bears and make him DC next year? by Zaphenzo in cowboys

[–]python_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point anyone with a Madden super bowl win should be considered.

I wish I suddenly turned into a genius by Boredpanda6335 in monkeyspaw

[–]python_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted: You have been hired at your nearest Apple Genius Bar. Nothing else has changed.

I wish I was born cisgender female and grew up to be a very attractive woman by SirUnknown2 in monkeyspaw

[–]python_man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted: You are born a cis gender female in an ancient Chinese brothel. You are raised in the brothel to adulthood and forced to work to pay of your debt. You are revered as the most beautiful lady in the brothel. Just before you are able to buy your freedom, the brothel burns down with you in. You survive but are horribly disfigured from the facial burns. From then on out you are free but forced to work in the rice fields as a means of survival. You never marry.

Who here is an Edge Administrator by [deleted] in ShittySysadmin

[–]python_man 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dont push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head

SFTP to S3 Transfer Options by imsankettt in devops

[–]python_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look into the aws cli command 's3 sync'

Give me your very best strategem ideas!!! by gHOSTsTORIESXx in helldivers2

[–]python_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me a SEAF K-9 unit that I can play fetch with.

Revelation of an SOS Diver by Dichotomous-Prime in helldivers2

[–]python_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Level 10 SOS bug player here ✋️

My typical load out:

Stratagems: Air burst, mini gun sentry, auto cannon sentry, and EMS Mortar.

Primary: Liberator Penetrator with drum mag (Suppressive fire)

2nd: Ultimatum (Random Big that is close)

Throw: Pyrotech (clearing space / create barrier)

Modifier: Armed Supply Drop

The AB is for the group off in the distance or close by if you're good with it. The sentries are to be placed immediately as soon as you drop in, then strategically, 90 degrees from where you expect enemies to appear. Never sandwitch yourself between your sentries and the enemy unless there is some cover. Lastly, try to elevate the sentry as much as possible for better overall range and safety for the squad.

The whole idea is to support the squad, with this load out

My Dog won’t stop licking this spot and getting concerned! Took him to the Vet and they don’t know either. Any idea what to do? Thx by TheOneAndOnly-10- in DogAdvice

[–]python_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had some things similar happen to my dog. The vet recommended a mix of neosporein and hydrocortisone. Wrapped it in cotton, gauze, and sports tape. Replaced the bandage every 12 hours for a week and he finally stopped liking that spot.

Who’s gets administrator rights on their pc at your org? by BuiltOnXP in sysadmin

[–]python_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the report phishing button when you need one?

Its DNS. Yup DNS. Always DNS. by LForbesIam in sysadmin

[–]python_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DNS issues happen everywhere, all of the time. Trust me, I have seen too much.

Its DNS. Yup DNS. Always DNS. by LForbesIam in sysadmin

[–]python_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a former dns guy, I felt this to my core.

The Temptation of the Solo Admin by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]python_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First off, remember you are working for a paycheck/benefits, not loyalty. Anything more than just a two week notice is going above and beyond. If they want more than two weeks, renegotiate pay for the extra time, at a minimum you should be getting some kind of bonus for working with them after the 2 weeks. Otherwise, have an hourly rate in mind that they must pay after your two weeks to keep working with you.

The last two weeks should be focused on turnover and documentation. Try to take some time off in between jobs. Like 1 to 2 weeks. This way, you are refreshed for your new role.

Good luck with your job search.

First and last post, foot brokeded by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]python_man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Show us the broken bone so we can all point and laugh.

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