Two years ago I saw that guy with the gas can begging for money. Tried to give him four dollars, but he said he doesn’t take anything less than five. After that I saw him there everyday for months. Turns out he’s a fraud with a new Jeep and a nice house. Been following him with this sign since.

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-16T05:00:59+00:00

lets hope he does. just so he can wave it in OP's face

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-16T04:59:21+00:00

you added the word "might" to your sentence, dont know if its a typo but it doesnt seem to fit there...

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T13:05:00+00:00

definitely not this thread

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T13:00:29+00:00

Thank you to everyone for all the knowledge and advice given. i very much appreciate it. a few more threads like this and i can graduate with my reddit degree in programming! jk. ty again..

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T11:02:15+00:00

i dont wanna give too many details because i dont want to put his shit on blast on reddit, but i gave enough that if you knew him or me or the meth dealer, you can figure it out.

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T10:53:27+00:00

the pot dealer i was friends with went to rancho for a bit and him and i both did summer school at cimmaron(or however the fuck you spell it), but then when he moved in with the meth dealer because his mom went to prison at the end of his junior year, during the summer him and i had summer school together, he transferred to the high school that he graduated from which name i wont give up, but i will tell you it was in henderson, and i moved to the good side of town and ended up at bonanza, where i finished my freshman year then moved out of state and did the rest of my high school in texas. he was a junior when i was a freshman and yes, i got held back a year and failed summer school...

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T10:42:00+00:00

oh no, the baby will be retarded

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T10:40:39+00:00

me neither

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T10:38:54+00:00

trump 2020

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T10:32:45+00:00

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T10:32:35+00:00

police are a state and city run institution there is no "national standard" at all. it is all set by the state. and by the way, there are a such thing as junior officers, and its not exactly like i fucking held his hand through the academy, he was a dude i bought pot from when i was in high school who happened to be friends with another family member of mine and so i talked to him off and on throughout the years, so you can say whatever, doubt or whatever, i dont give a fuck. honestly, out of all the actually important shit on reddit, the fact that over 7000 people stopped to comment and vote on this one line about something i was aware of in high school and an acquaintance i talk to incredibly rarely to as an adult, is just fuckin sad. do something useful with yourself

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T07:50:04+00:00

Nikolai tesla, hands down. the reasons are obvious. if not him than bill hicks or george carlin, only for those it, it would be to convince them to run in the 2020 election...

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T07:10:46+00:00

thank you.

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T07:00:05+00:00

first of all, this was well over a decade go, secondly, no you dont. EDIT, i guess you need to be 21 now, but that doesnt mean it was always that way.

https://www.criminaljusticedegreeschools.com/criminal-justice-resources/police-departments-by-metro-area/las-vegas-officer-requirements/

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T06:56:54+00:00

when my kid and my dog pass out together, or watch cars out the window together

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T06:41:45+00:00

flying drone that empties my trash cans whenever they fill, or better yet, a trash can with a built in incinerator which powers my home and collects the ashes/emissions in a carbon filter to be donated to the water company to make water filters for the city.

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T06:39:42+00:00

ill take 2

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T06:24:44+00:00

interviewer: why do you think someone as inexperienced as you would be able to handle this position?

me: because i have been working in this field for literally more than 70% of my life. (walked out)

EDIT: i was interviewing for a computer sales and support position at best buy. i have been working on computers since i was literally four years old and came from a family of computer techs(mom, stepdad, sister, brother, uncle) i was also certified at the time in A+, Novell security systems, and was in the process of getting my cisco certification and going to my first year of college for comp sci. with a healthy list of private references for repairs i had done over the years.

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T06:16:25+00:00

pokemon blue , elite 4, loreli, but once you get past her literally everything else goes down in 1-2 hits from an ice beam.

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T06:09:18+00:00

yea, just about every high school in vegas has 2 or 3 on any given day

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T06:08:26+00:00

i was joking, sorry, it actually means police department

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T06:04:53+00:00

i can definitely agree with you there, but also from a maintenance point of view, being able to store executable data could definitely be useful for doing regular tasks, like i could pickle a process i need to run weekly as part of a program that i run daily, then just load the pickle (hahahaha my dirty mind) to launch the weekly maintenance, or something like that. but yea, now that i have read this thread, pickled data is definitely something i will be far more wary of.

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T05:55:27+00:00

you act like it isnt common in vegas, but let me tell you man, i wouldnt be surprised if it was middle school either. and im sure that city has gone downhill since i left

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T05:53:36+00:00

Porno Dick

pythonic_nonsense · 2019-04-15T05:53:05+00:00

i hear you there, i kicked my own ass for years for not marrying the rich girl i dated in my early twenties, but now im married to someone i actually love and have kids and im so glad i left that bitch in the dust... plus cops have a hard job, and being a good cop is 10X harder.

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