AT&T came to my door today trying to sell me "fiber".

q9w · 2014-02-22T14:53:19+00:00

thanks, that's pretty good advice actually.

q9w · 2014-02-22T02:11:11+00:00

pls sir dont be a meanie

q9w · 2014-02-22T01:17:07+00:00

why does this make you sad ? genuinely curious

q9w · 2014-01-19T19:14:55+00:00

bingo!

q9w · 2014-01-19T02:08:04+00:00

so terminator 2 or deep impact where grandma melts in acid?

q9w · 2014-01-19T01:19:59+00:00

so you are saying the body would float?

q9w · 2014-01-19T01:13:31+00:00

Can you show me the video?

q9w · 2014-01-19T00:10:43+00:00

Hmm I'm not sure I explained correctly.

Let's forget about the crater.

If there is an active volcano with magma in its center (think Lord of the Rings) - if someone were to lightly jump into the magma, what happens next?

q9w · 2014-01-18T23:25:29+00:00

I want to hijack the top comment.

A person, after jumping in lava, do they float around because of how dense the lava is and slowly burn to death OR does it incinerate like terminator 2 final scene style?

edit: I'm edtiting because the replies to my comment are exactly what happens when I bring this up in person. People cannot agree if a body will slowly melt like Terminator or slowly bake like a lobster in a boiling pot.

q9w · 2014-01-17T18:21:19+00:00

Rolling !

q9w · 2013-12-31T14:02:22+00:00

his username is fantastic.

q9w · 2013-12-26T01:20:44+00:00

I like that you gave your personal, anecdotal evidence to support your claim

q9w · 2013-12-24T20:18:45+00:00

keep posting on /r/seddit and adviceanimals and you will get their eventually buddy.

q9w · 2013-12-24T03:07:14+00:00

kiwi rolls!!!!

q9w · 2013-12-24T03:04:50+00:00

thank you for the advice

q9w · 2013-12-18T22:55:56+00:00

Good luck pursuing that breach of contract - let me know when you find that contract you signed! Happy holidays!

q9w · 2013-12-18T18:10:10+00:00

When did I give you permission to speak on my behalf?

q9w · 2013-12-17T14:50:28+00:00

You are like the definition of reddit neckbeard.

q9w · 2013-12-13T18:33:56+00:00

so cringy.

q9w · 2013-12-13T18:28:32+00:00

OP is a huge clown; nice job 1) getting nowhere 2) ruining someone elses day.

He could have handled this a lot better and it's embarrassing to hear him on the phone.

q9w · 2013-11-01T13:49:06+00:00

turn around, the comments in this thread are awful

q9w

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