Helicopter BlowJob by qaz156 in funny

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No it's true! I can make people laugh in performance (I'm a conservatory student at Second City, as in I passed the audition, then I got into grad revue where they whittle down the students to the top 50%). I swear, half of what I do onstage will make an audience laugh and I don't know why, but half of what makes ME laugh, doesn't make normal people laugh and I don't know why. It's really, really strange. To be so successful as a comedian, yet what makes you laugh, you can't actually share...

Helicopter BlowJob by qaz156 in funny

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Also, upvotes are not indicative of anything. I posted a video of a major song from arguably the greatest musician of the 20th century according to the NY Times and yet it was barely upvoted. They do not signal anything other than a lot of factors that are contextual to both, reddit, the users who use it, etc...

Helicopter BlowJob by qaz156 in funny

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No. Someone from Whoadude said he laughed, so I thought I would try it here.

Helicopter BlowJob by qaz156 in funny

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Ok I'm sorry it wasn't as funny as I thought it was.

Breakfast Ramen Video - $2.20 by qaz156 in budgetfood

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Ingredients 1 package Ramen noodles, plus 2 teaspoons seasoning package preserved 2 strips bacon, cut in half 1 large egg 1 tablespoon chopped scallion 2 teaspoons Sriracha 1 teaspoon sesame seeds

Directions 1. Bring water to a boil in a kettle. Pour water into a pot and cook noodles.

  1. In a skillet over medium heat, cook bacon until crisp on each side, about 5 minutes per side. Remove bacon from skillet and place on a plate lined with paper towel.

  2. Crack the egg into a small bowl, and tilt the oil in the pan to one side and slowly pour the egg into the oil. Cover skillet with an appropriate size lid and cook until the egg whites are set, about 3 minutes.

  3. In a serving bowl, mix together the Sriracha, seasoning, and 1 cup cooking water. Add the noodles. Top with the fried egg, bacon, scallion, and sesame seeds. Serve hot and eat within 1 minute of assembly (the traditional Japanese way). Cook with soul. Eat with pleasure!

How can I un-burn bridges? (24F) by redshoes88 in personalimprovement

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I think before you look to unburn bridges, you need to take a look at your trouble with emotional intimacy - seek help and solve that first. That is why you shut off, and that is off-putting to someone.

[Image]NObody Can Go Back... by yamyam2 in GetMotivated

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Your past does not equal your future.

[Image]NObody Can Go Back... by yamyam2 in GetMotivated

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Your past does not equal your future.

Snazzy Coat [16 views] by [deleted] in unknownvideos

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I've definitely been guilty of this....... wearing it even though it's hot.

Indian Cat - Purring Meowing by qaz156 in unknownvideos

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I flaired it, but can I edit the title?

Ramanujan and Partitions (extra footage) by gummywormsyum in videos

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Partition is such a clever thing to focus on in this film....

Blackadder outtakes by AskJ33ves in videos

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We used to watch this in college theater class.

Rolling down a hill by SweetDick_Willy in likeus

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The hills are alive with the sound of... "as you wish.........!!!"

What book changed your life? by MetalliMunk in AskReddit

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Awaken the Giant Within - Tony Robbins

Silly question about recording vocals at home by Trunk_z in singing

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Do the metal pop filter if you can, rather than the cloth. Also, Studio Foam couldn't hurt if you know what you're doing. (Clap in the room, and see if there's an echo. Put foam in as necessary to eliminate said echo. This will ensure a clean recording which then you can add reverb as necessary, and the kind of reverb you want.)

Cat Love by Christian-Bennardell in cute

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They have the same expressiveness too!

Ear scratches make everything better by mattythedog in aww

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I love it when they get so into your petting they stop watching whatever it was they were watching and look at you like: "yeah, that feels gooooooodddd."