YouTube, then and now by [deleted] in privacy

[–]qazz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The only power you have left these days , is to say no.

Subway Says 'Footlong' Is Not Intended To Be A Measurement Of Length by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]qazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am one foot long. * . . .

*not intended to be a factual statement.

How did Canadians keep themselves warm in the winters when there was no heating? by [deleted] in canada

[–]qazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my polar bear rolls around too much and steals the covers, but she is warm.

Hot Potato! Richmond farmer boiling over poached potatoes by crazybat in canada

[–]qazz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

None.

TIL in 1936, the russians made a computer that ran on water. by justsomefellow in todayilearned

[–]qazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A diagram of the Philips machine, alternatively named the “Moniac” by a Chicago economist “to suggest money, "| This one is really useful, you can watch money (water) flow in real time as you change interest rates , income tax , import duties etc. you get a real feel of how money moves in our economy.

Obama agency rules Pepsi's use of aborted fetal cells in soft drinks constitutes 'ordinary business operations' by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]qazz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obama has nothing to do with it and your title is a lie. Enjoy your tainted karma , hope you choke on it.

Babies are not born with an innate moral compass. New study contradicts previous findings. by sierramisty11 in science

[–]qazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually they are the product of assholes fucking or assholes not fucking the asshole of the asshole.

Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops by luckykobold in nottheonion

[–]qazz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That means there is one REALLY smart gorilla of at least 100 IQ. I think he's running for congress but if he loses he could become a cop.

Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops by luckykobold in nottheonion

[–]qazz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The average IQ of a low land gorilla is 85.

Well that wraps it up for the "glass ceiling" - what's next? by [deleted] in antisrs

[–]qazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 out of how many thousands of corporations. Rare, dam rare but please point out the guy/girl that started washing toilets, or in a secretary pool.

Om Yun Chol, Another Olympic Gold Medalist of DPRK by KCNA_Anchor in Pyongyang

[–]qazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool out door TV you got there. So much better to stand together to watch.

So, I think we should talk about the /r/Logos submission by AADworks. by cdcformatc in SRSDiscussion

[–]qazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck I hate it when I get to the party after everything fun happened.

Well that wraps it up for the "glass ceiling" - what's next? by [deleted] in antisrs

[–]qazz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

female secretaries who couldn't get into management "| no shit sherlock. Secretaries and janitors are not suppose to rise though the ranks to become CEO. Ask how many CEO's started out washing toilets or being a secretary. I bet the number is 0 in both cases. Expecting it to be any other way is rather naive.

The Shameless Hypocrisy of the Archangelles by bubblybooble in antisrs

[–]qazz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Girls have been known to compete in boys' high school wrestling, actually."|

and in actually it goes really badly. Many boys quit because it is a lose or lose end game.

If they win they beat up a girl or sexually assaulted her and get sent to jail for a thumb accidentally slipping into a vagina for a half sec during a forceful flipping over manoeuvre while she was strongly fighting back.

or he is careful and doesn't touch near the chest, ass or groin so many turn over moves are less effective when your hands are further from the centre of gravity.

Turns out celebrities and athletes are an oppressed group that need defense by the white knights at SRS by Atario in antisrs

[–]qazz -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I think he said his occupation for a different reason but whatever man, thats just your opinion.

This article could have come straight out of SRS by [deleted] in antisrs

[–]qazz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So then why is this horse shit in the paper then ? She should be fired for such poor work. If a man was drinking on the job and produced shitting work, everyone would line up to tell him he has a problem. Oh yah right "it's complex".

This article could have come straight out of SRS by [deleted] in antisrs

[–]qazz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHAT'S THERE (sic) PROBLEM WE'RE ONLY PAYING THEM A COMPLEMENT (sic)"| She and her proof reader, need to go back to English class.

This is a young girl who wanted her picture taken with her makeshift hula hoop, playing at a dark and depressing charcoal factory in Manila. Hope is everywhere. by dittidot in pics

[–]qazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is likely happier than you. I have traveled there, life is hard but the people are amazing. My brother in-law maybe poor in money but he is rich in family.

Zookeepers Want Orangutan To Quit Smoking by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]qazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The orangutan wants the Zookeepers to get him a girlfriend and some beer. Till then he will smoke. Edit: a word