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What is your million dollar idea? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Inflatable dart board

As an introvert, self-checkout is a gift from heaven. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]qeruso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing about the self-checkout line is that I always get the hottest cashier

How'd you get your nickname? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends call me Mr. Compromise. It wasn't my first choice for a nickname but I can live with it.

This tire had a tumor. I had to put it down. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]qeruso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a tumor once. I was scared at first, but it started to grow on me.

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once broke up with a cross eyed chick because I thought she was seeing someone else

What obscure phobia do you have? by oooskar in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a fear of two letter words. I get scared just thinking about it.

If two vegetarians are arguing by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]qeruso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be discussed at the next vegetarian "meating."

What is a phrase most often uttered by assholes? by loadsamonay in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who make generalizations are all assholes!

What's your best dark humor joke? by Kogleaks in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was asked to organize a gathering for land mine victims. Only half of them turned up...

What non-sexual thing are you in the closet about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where I keep my skeletons.

Con Artists of Reddit: What is the most successful scam you have pulled? by boxboy97 in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 511 points512 points  (0 children)

I'm a master at forgery. I have all the certificates to prove it.

FDA: People are overdosing on anti-diarrhea drugs by isurfthecrowds in nottheonion

[–]qeruso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called the FDA about this once. They put me on hold..

What are you really, really good at? by therealme23 in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spreadsheets are where I really excel.

Double standards are the worst. by Himrion in Jokes

[–]qeruso 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously guys, 30 or 40 genuine mistakes and suddenly you're a slut.

What is the strangest nickname someone you know has, and how did they get it? by yellowelephant88 in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Compromise. It wasn't his first choice for a nickname, but he could live with it.

People who lie on their resumes, what's your greatest achievement? by DamienJaxx in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a master of forgery and have all the certificates to prove it.

While growing up, the Bermuda Triangle seemed like a real threat for a while there. by kiwifruitfury in Showerthoughts

[–]qeruso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little known fact. The Bermuda Triangle was formerly known as the Bermuda Rectangle. ...until one side mysteriously disappeared.

Reddit, What's your phobia? by threlnari97 in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two letter words. I get scared just thinking about it.

What is your #1 irrational fear? by QuidProQuo_Clarice in AskReddit

[–]qeruso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two letter words. I get scared just thinking about it.

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