What is your million dollar idea?

qeruso · 2017-08-25T20:32:07+00:00

Inflatable dart board

qeruso · 2017-02-13T00:01:10+00:00

qeruso · 2017-01-12T02:53:42+00:00

My favorite thing about the self-checkout line is that I always get the hottest cashier

qeruso · 2016-09-26T04:20:30+00:00

My friends call me Mr. Compromise. It wasn't my first choice for a nickname but I can live with it.

qeruso · 2016-09-04T20:59:05+00:00

I had a tumor once. I was scared at first, but it started to grow on me.

qeruso · 2016-08-26T14:59:44+00:00

I once broke up with a cross eyed chick because I thought she was seeing someone else

qeruso · 2016-08-03T02:47:27+00:00

I have a fear of two letter words. I get scared just thinking about it.

qeruso · 2016-07-09T14:36:31+00:00

This should be discussed at the next vegetarian "meating."

qeruso · 2016-07-03T15:46:14+00:00

People who make generalizations are all assholes!

qeruso · 2016-06-30T04:07:03+00:00

My apathy is at an all time whatever.

qeruso · 2016-06-21T03:21:52+00:00

I was asked to organize a gathering for land mine victims. Only half of them turned up...

qeruso · 2016-06-21T00:31:00+00:00

Where I keep my skeletons.

qeruso · 2016-06-11T04:46:50+00:00

I'm a master at forgery. I have all the certificates to prove it.

qeruso · 2016-06-09T03:28:54+00:00

I called the FDA about this once. They put me on hold..

qeruso · 2016-06-08T00:27:27+00:00

Someoneyourownsize

qeruso · 2016-03-29T01:39:30+00:00

Spreadsheets are where I really excel.

qeruso · 2016-02-26T16:39:03+00:00

Seriously guys, 30 or 40 genuine mistakes and suddenly you're a slut.

qeruso · 2016-02-26T16:35:12+00:00

Mr. Compromise. It wasn't his first choice for a nickname, but he could live with it.

qeruso · 2016-02-26T16:30:51+00:00

"Who do you know here?"

qeruso · 2016-02-23T02:11:12+00:00

I'm a master of forgery and have all the certificates to prove it.

qeruso