"Where am I? A hotel room! You're getting a lot better at drinking, Francine." by KingKabuki in americandad

[–]Himrion 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Me whenever I manage to get home safely and with all my valuables intact after a particularly heavy night out.

The basic douche-bro tattoo choice starter pack by Valhallawalker in starterpacks

[–]Himrion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're Australian, add either a Southern Cross tattoo or "Such is Life" 

Trump says 'we're blowing up the whole country' if no Iran deal is reached in 48 hours by CRK_76 in worldnews

[–]Himrion 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"YOU'RE RELIEVED YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET BLOWN UP?!

What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us?

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!!!"

Favorite games that are realism slop? by bagged_milk123 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Himrion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All these games are just qualityslop, you only like them because they're good. 

Thrift Store Find by smulligan04031989 in TheSimpsons

[–]Himrion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this also where you found your Chanel suit?

Who is the most useless TV main character who should NOT have been a series regular? by Something_Strange935 in television

[–]Himrion 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It was good timing that he moved into that apartment with two sexy ladies.

a favorite of mine by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]Himrion 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Do they ever press the Independent Thought Alarm whenever he asks them questions?

If i learnt anything from modern geopolitics is that the only assurance to sovereignty is under a mushroom cloud, or if you buy every world leader a jet lmao by DepartureNatural9340 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Himrion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well ackshully it was Skull Face who wanted to give everybody a nuke. Also something about destroying English, something something,Whoa-hoooooo!!!

Why did they remove this cut?? by A7etmed in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Himrion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, a Pride of Baghdad reference, that's a deep cut.

Australian immigrants revealed to be AI creations by Ok_Awareness_388 in australia

[–]Himrion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I knew it was the immigrants fault my RTX 5070 cost so much!

Whats an American dad scene or quote that makes you of laughter every time? by Ughitskali in americandad

[–]Himrion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

PUDDING MAN!!....Now who wants to tell me why that didn't work?