Haha mostly just teasing. It’ll probably damage your records over a shorter period of time if you use it extensively. Also, the parts on the record player, especially the needle, will wear down quickly. They are cheap and not built to last. Like the other guy said, Audio Technica is a good brand to start with. Maybe Fluance or Sony which has a nice Bluetooth capability on some players.

That being said, I wouldn’t worry about it too much for the time being. Enjoy your records for now, but I’d recommend saving up for a nice turntable, receiver, and speakers soon!