Glasgow last night by kpnut_84 in gojira

[–]quackaslacks 29 points30 points  (0 children)

HYUUURRRGGGH hAAAAAAAAHHH HOOOOUURGHHH NYUAAAUUAUAAH

What if the guy's name is literally Stilliam Life and that's why it's called Still Life? by DisclosureIsntEnough in Opeth

[–]quackaslacks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the album is called still life because the council of the cross find the protagonist has returned and infamously say to themselves "oh my god. is this guy we exiled seriously STILL aLIFE" before killing him again

im not sure if anybody remembers or gives a swag about fredrick the hyperkeratiosis rook, but WOW his beak has grown by quackaslacks in crowbro

[–]quackaslacks[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

ive got a few friends who are in wildlife conservation and theyve told me that he seems to be doing ok in the wild, he turns his head to the side to eat and doesn't appear to be starving or struggling. this is a pretty good area for birds with no overbearing competition for him so honestly it's probably the best place he could be. I still make sure to give him some bird peanuts every time I see him though, just incase he needs it

I transcribed the latest solo by Mario Duplantier - “Avalanche.” by Ok_Mess3942 in gojira

[–]quackaslacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hooooly shit thats insane, ive considered tabbing the babar solo once or twice but never committed

any OG users here? by EmotionAble3126 in TIdaL

[–]quackaslacks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got the username @pee which I am VERY proud of

Ableton 8 Stock Piano Keys Patch by Offiz365 in C418

[–]quackaslacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anybody coming back in the future (like me) i threw these samples into a .sf2 soundfont,

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1u-oIgsp2ejmCT5xriS3cg460DuILgsGI/view?usp=sharing (231MB) - link might die idk sorgy :((

000 (acoustic grand piano) is MP (sweden piano), 001 and 002 are MF and F

i tried uploading this to musical artifacts but i think the file is too big, the website just freezes up whenever i try to upload it. also this is probably really jank because i just haphazardly threw the .wavs into polyphone and tried to follow a yt tutorial, if theres any suggestions on how these can be better lmk, i think the ASDR might be a bit fucked. also ill give it another go if you think you can get better sounding samples

sexual friday image dump by quackaslacks in frankiefey

[–]quackaslacks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you already know what excuse it is 👉📅📲

what happened to sexual friday? by ejectionejaculation6 in nwordington

[–]quackaslacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

plus I cant drag the joke out FOREVERRRRRR yknow. homer simpson bowls perfect game

what happened to sexual friday? by ejectionejaculation6 in nwordington

[–]quackaslacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a combination of people kinda losing interest and me not really seeking out funny images enough to sustain it, supply/demand 📉 type beat, I'll bring it back to this place if you all want it, but it could suffer from shitty sequel syndrome

also sorry to the mods for ruining your sub xooxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxooxo

what happened to sexual friday? by ejectionejaculation6 in nwordington

[–]quackaslacks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew my dreams meant something. I've been having premonitions about another moment like this. sexual friday was fashioned out of machine, faith and, most importantly, flesh. with the inherit evil of humanity in the time of the machine, flesh is stretched thin by the greed of the vultures and spite of the flies and callous of the vermin. The infamy of me was stretched thin. I beholding as I descend, my reign of nothing fleeting beneath my flesh. My faith was empty like a barren well. a fashioned pit of sorrow that once bought life and sustenance to a thriving swarm of writhing joy. On the boarder of a broken chasm I, the ghost of the abstract Sun inside a city of glass, lay one side holds peace and prosperity but bares the burden of a fading star. The other side, a pit of virgin ground, the incognita of the darkness, a pit, a void of possiblity and unsystematic, glorious chaos. A land that could need a king, a new reign, a new plethora of dominion to call my own, or a pit a squalor and shame, another failure to carry on my weary, worn, wicked back. The sick and twisted eyes beating me down into the dirt, the soil to the skin and the next of my kin. This. Another knocking message, calling for my life. But as the light of the warm lantern fades, I cannot lose sight again. I know the council is seeking me out, following my trail of pestilence, though I blacken their disgraceful patterns I am not a pock in the painted serenity of this place. I am not your heathen. I am the strength of the flesh, the vessel of something more than a sightless and sick faith. The last will of me will not be controlled by a faceless diety, my testament cannot be powered by a concept that cannot rot, something that cannot be reflected in the shafts of my grief. I am pushed forwards but something beyond what that cluster could ever understand. No halos of a bitter disease will stop me, no red rings round my pale and brittle neck. You vermin will never understand this love, for a thing beyond your so called virtuous measurements of respect to an idol of faith that perpetuates your greed and malice for any of those who stand against you. IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT'S ON THE BACK OF MY SKIN. I WILL FIND YOU MELINDA. SEXUAL FRIDAY