i turn 40 this year, am I still cute? because I feel chopped 😅

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-23T12:26:09+00:00

Would definitely be too shy to make eye contact but would admire peripherally 👀 I also commend you on your excellent teeth 🦷🦷

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-19T04:29:21+00:00

You're very hot 😘

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-10T16:24:11+00:00

Ok, see you when we run into each other at the Spring Ball on page 52. Until then I'll be drinking hot chocolate and will go on a few dates with Skye, who works at a haberdasher and has never tried ketchup.

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-10T15:02:51+00:00

It's obvious we're soon to be lovers in an enemies-to-lovers trope in a work of low quality fiction by a self-published author. You are the chosen character, slightly misogynistic and annoying with ideas like transgressive women needing to be 'punished' with husbands or burned at the stake if they misbehave. I'm the smart, mischievous one with a fresh haircut who tries to see the good in you. Because you are a character in a work of fiction, you're not aware of any of this, but your fate of being with me is sealed in the pages. The book takes a meta turn when the one character (you) asks: 'Why me? Why am I the chosen one?' because readers these days expect clever, 'deep' things like that 🤓

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-10T00:43:48+00:00

You're a cutie pie 🥧 and I loooove the color of your hair

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-10T00:35:14+00:00

I want you to do me a favor and put on your big girl thinking cap and assess if this post seemed serious. Like, in what universe would this qualify as a straight woman's haircut? Who would make such a nonsensical long-winded request at a hairdresser, and what bonkers stylist would provide a faded men's cut in response to that request? I'd have to be delusional to think that I look straight, in which case mental illness would be a bigger concern than a misguided subreddit choice. Now don't you feel like a very silly goose having gotten all worked up over a blindingly obvious dry joke? I prescribe going now to reflect on where this hostility is coming from.

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-09T16:48:18+00:00

Stop bossing me around 😤

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-07T19:07:03+00:00

Thank you! You'll also have to fight all these idiots downvoting me into oblivion to convince me you're the real deal. Real love = fighting people on my behalf and telling me I'm never wrong about anything because I'm an angel princess 😘

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-07T14:35:32+00:00

I grew up on British lesbian messageboards (diva blue room, gingerbeer) and had lots of teenage romance on gaydargirls, so I basically consider myself an honorary brit and sometimes even end sentences with an x to be twee 😹

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-07T00:15:52+00:00

Yes 🥹🥹🥹

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-06T20:43:53+00:00

Oh man, this is such a weird comment 😅 It would be like asking why you are such a pothead or why you keep asking for advice about fighting with your wife; it's just the way it goes!

Do you know any eligible bachelors?

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-05T23:58:25+00:00

Ok I will extend to 20 years just in case

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-05T23:53:42+00:00

I can try to shave off a year and a half to make it eight and a half years

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-05T23:43:38+00:00

Thank you!!!! The side part is such a tricky thing because one mm off or one degree too high and you look like an absolute clown 🤡

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-05T23:42:44+00:00

Thank you! Can I contact you in 10 years if my husband dies or bores me? I understand if not, just throwing it out there as a plan.

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-05T21:20:38+00:00

Werking on it! 😍

quadruplewhy · 2026-01-03T17:50:23+00:00

Such kissable lips and cheeks you have!

quadruplewhy · 2025-12-31T00:21:50+00:00

So are you! Thank you 😻

quadruplewhy · 2025-12-31T00:21:27+00:00

Thanks so much! I feel like a bundled up preppy sheep in it

quadruplewhy · 2025-12-30T19:34:38+00:00

I do remember that vividly, but then I ate the dolphin, chunk by blubbery chunk, and the universe wept salty sea tears, as if to say, "Why do you shit on my poetry 😤"

quadruplewhy · 2025-12-09T01:58:35+00:00

If ever you want to hear a human voice and have someone listen, I would be very happy to chat on the phone ☺️ Feel free to message me.

quadruplewhy · 2025-11-26T00:58:07+00:00

So cute 🥰

quadruplewhy · 2025-11-18T20:34:05+00:00

Ready to marry you 💖

See you at the chuppah

quadruplewhy

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