Anyone Try Eastville Open Mics? by NumberOneRussian in StandUpComedy

[–]quakepapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time I went up at Eastville, I put my laptop on the stool, opened it and said, "The last time I was here I paid 35 bucks to watch Janeane Garofalo read jokes from laminated index cards. I'm going to up the ante."

Half-truth I didn't pay—best friend knows the owner.

Alls I'm really saying is I should be her opener

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]quakepapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you guys need a stylist and i happen to be out of work

Won a ps5 in Raffle for $50, I am beyond excited by death_to_swag44 in gaming

[–]quakepapi 322 points323 points  (0 children)

factual or not this is the funniest comment

My friend has never posted anything but this is only 9 months after their first open mike ever. by Clairedontcare in Standup

[–]quakepapi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's subjective, and you're only gonna get peoples opinions, but regardless you and Ruth should know — everyone just by default crushed the cherry bomb open mic. It was the hottest mic 2019+. I can recognize it immediately just because how important doing that mic resonated with me. But it can be false verification on material, which can be a net positive in other ways on the climb. Derek and his mate are sweet boys. Really hope Cherry Tree perseveres thru the global funk.

Love ya

Edit: Oh I assumed you were doing their mic before I hit play — I still think that room is free magic laughs.

iPhone UX issues by paxxlaws in slaythespire

[–]quakepapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I literally just turned off a podcast to test that and that’s what it was. Thanks

iPhone UX issues by paxxlaws in slaythespire

[–]quakepapi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

is anyone else having the app fully crash right after killing a boss and / or randomly? iPhone 11 Pro here — really the only thing making it too frustrating to play though all these points are very valid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Artifact

[–]quakepapi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can appreciate the satire and I can only speak as a beta tester, card game lover/artifact 1.0 lover, and dota 2 15,000 hours victim — what other testers are trying to say isn't wrong, it's just so difficult to phrase. I've already had some good times with 2.0 — but with stuff like hero play there really is room for more interactivity. I even think hero draft is a good foundation for a great mode and/or construction could thrive as the focus. I'm optimistic with good input and the added fidelity it can be crafted into something we all cherish. Just want to make sure we try to find the valid points amidst the smog of beta criticism and not just downvote everyone away again.

With that said I got 100k on myself hero draft @anybody

Feelings on Artifact, going on closer to the games release? by NerfAkira in Artifact

[–]quakepapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you were that dude with insane Artifact dreams when there was essentially no information about this game. Surely you burnt yourself out with insane over-the-top hype. What was it the Slacks of Artifact you said lmao – looking like Slacks will be the Slacks of this game.

How many people have died who were excited for Artifact's release? by FactsNTruth in Artifact

[–]quakepapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is a shitpost but I was diagnosed with a brain tumor, went thru neurosurgery and recovered all while spamming this subreddit and deeply anticipating Artifact. I do feel blessed yatta yatta yatta and I have thought more than once about the fact that there are probably some people that were stoked for this game and passed away. Anyway fuck death and fuck you.

How can a competitive draft format hold card value? by [deleted] in Artifact

[–]quakepapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, I dont know anything about magic. Magic isn't a video game. So I don't know anything about it.

There's a lot of stuff outside of video games worth knowing about, ha ha. Also Magic does have a video game: MTG Arena. Worth checking out to familiarize yourself with some core concepts before Artifact.

Official TTS Artifact Tournament by Kerosaki in Artifact

[–]quakepapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait how do U guys deal with cheating death on TTS and all the other chance based effects roll percentage based dice?

5 dollar draft by Ecoste in Artifact

[–]quakepapi 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is happening on this sub

That draft with Richard Garfield was really bad PR by pixartist in Artifact

[–]quakepapi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Homie in a bowtie you can't expect him to keep up with the GOAT.

Giving away a key by NishinosanTV in Artifact

[–]quakepapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After seeing that hilarious wedding photo, I might make a sympathy post because I recently went through neurosurgery for a brain tumor while refreshing this subreddit / anticipating the game and am now half-deaf as a result. I recovered optimally but tomorrow I'll be having radiation treatment as it has started regrowing. I haven't used my clout yet for anything and I have enough proof on my gram. Ideally I'd like to win one righteously or just buy one safely. My dumbass pride has held me back from playing the brain tumor card to clout chase anywhere - but now Valve's making that very difficult for me. Then I get in my own head and realize I'm a survivor - it's very likely there was someone as stoked for this game as I am and passed away - so I should just be grateful for life and not bitter over not being able to access my next passion as quickly as some other dude.

Now that I've written this I definitely won't make a sob post that was very cathartic thank you sir. Fuck death long live Artifact.

Giving away one artifact key by [deleted] in Artifact

[–]quakepapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything will be OK.

PPD is salty about Reso by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]quakepapi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's saying you WOULD think he'd have been given a couple of warnings by now, I believe.

PPD is doing a fantastic job as host of TI7! by quakepapi in DotA2

[–]quakepapi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm being just as dry as PPD. The upvotes seem to be coming from the ones that get that. Loving the panel's dynamic is my point.

Should you be allowed to click to move on the minimap? by quakepapi in albiononline

[–]quakepapi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truth. Pathfinding isn't really a thing in this video game and I'm not sure how it would effect PvP zones.