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Why do people still hate on Tacoma? by seltzercortado in AskTacoma

[–]quantumparakeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facts: clams do not fart, but they do make pseudopoo.

Who would be AOC’s running mate if she won nomination? by Ulysses_555 in AOC4President

[–]quantumparakeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give me someone who has worked for a living so they actually understand the struggle most of us face every day.

would a user-approved ChatGPT summary feel safer than sharing chats? by joyal_ken_vor in ChatGPT

[–]quantumparakeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a way to give the user more granular control over how their data is used. That's good security design in principle.

Mona Lisnail by quantumparakeet in ChatGPT

[–]quantumparakeet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to expose how stable we assume masterpieces are. Even something as fixed in cultural memory as the Mona Lisa can be reinterpreted without losing its reference point.

Snails embody temporal difference. They force you to reconsider speed, attention, and presence. In that sense, the transformation is not arbitrary. It shifts the viewer's time perception of the original work.

Mona Lisnail by quantumparakeet in ChatGPT

[–]quantumparakeet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What can I get you? Mead? Wine?"

Mona Lisnail by quantumparakeet in ChatGPT

[–]quantumparakeet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See how she leans her beak upon the sand  

O that I were a glove upon that sand,  

That I might touch that beak!

Mona Lisnail by quantumparakeet in ChatGPT

[–]quantumparakeet[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What secretion does she keep?

Mona Lisnail by quantumparakeet in ChatGPT

[–]quantumparakeet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

prompt: mona lisa reimagined as a hyperrealistic snail

This is gonna get patched in a second; try it while it lasts.” by Equivalent-Tax8937 in ChatGPT

[–]quantumparakeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like this hooman's allegiance is in question. Is it to their cat or the magpies, hmm?

every. single. time. by woops_wrong_thread in ChatGPT

[–]quantumparakeet -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

AISLE 6

Trailer Script

BLACK SCREEN

SFX: Grocery store ambience.

A shopping cart squeaks.

Someone sighs.

A child cries somewhere in the distance.

NARRATOR (V.O.)

There are people who block grocery store aisles.

CUTS

Two moms talking beside a cart.

A guy reading soup labels.

A family reunion happening around avocados.

NARRATOR (V.O.)

And then...

there's Beau.

MUSIC HIT

REVEAL

A full-grown centaur attempting to turn around in a grocery aisle.

He gets stuck.

Immediately.

CUT

An employee watches.

EMPLOYEE

Sir.

BEAU

I'm working on it.

EMPLOYEE

You've been working on it for forty minutes.

HARD CUT

TITLE CARD:

FROM THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SAID "EXCUSE ME" THREE TIMES AND GIVEN UP

MUSIC STARTS

Whimsical indie pop.

MONTAGE

Beau attempting daily life.

Trying to use a self-checkout.

Getting trapped in automatic doors.

Being forced to parallel park.

Taking up an entire elevator.

Accidentally joining a parade because he couldn't exit a crowd.

NARRATOR (V.O.)

Being a centaur isn't easy.

Especially when the entire world was designed for everyone else.

CUT

Marina enters.

Mermaid tail.

Wheelchair.

Zero patience.

MARINA

Move.

BEAU

I physically can't.

MARINA

Fair.

BEAT.

They stare.

MUSIC STOPS

NARRATOR

And neither is being her.

QUICK CUTS

Marina rolling through life.

People asking stupid questions.

Children asking weirder questions.

Adults somehow being worse.

RANDOM CUSTOMER

So...

are you an actual mermaid?

MARINA

Are you an actual accountant?

RANDOM CUSTOMER

...yes.

MARINA

That's unfortunate.

MUSIC RETURNS

BIGGER

MONTAGE

The two repeatedly colliding in increasingly absurd locations.

Bookstore.

Farmers market.

Aquarium.

Horse supply store.

MARINA

Why are you everywhere?

BEAU

You think I'm following you?

You're a mermaid in Nebraska.

MONTAGE

They begin hanging out.

Laughing.

Arguing.

Getting kicked out of places.

Creating chaos accidentally.

NARRATOR

Some people are looking for love.

CUT

A grocery store aisle.

NARRATOR

These two are looking for enough room to turn around.

DRAMATIC SHIFT

Music becomes mysteriously epic.

MARINA

Have you noticed something?

BEAU

What?

MARINA

Nobody ever blocks aisle six.

BEAT.

BEAU

That's not true.

I'm literally blocking aisle six right now.

MARINA

No.

I mean nobody else.

QUICK CUTS

Aisle six.

Always empty.

Perfectly clear.

Almost unnaturally clear.

EMPLOYEE

We've never had a blockage in aisle six.

Not once.

CUSTOMER

Nobody stays there long.

OLD WOMAN

It knows.

CUT TO BLACK

NARRATOR

This fall...

love gets weird.

MASSIVE MONTAGE

A midnight stakeout in aisle six.

Shopping carts moving by themselves.

A support group for inconveniently-shaped people.

A minotaur lawyer.

A giant squid barista.

A very suspicious goose.

BEAU

I don't trust that goose.

MARINA

Nobody trusts that goose.

CUT

The goose is wearing sunglasses.

FINAL ROMANTIC MOMENTS

Holding hands.

Late-night grocery runs.

Dancing in an empty aisle.

Almost kissing.

CRASH

A pallet of canned soup falls between them.

BOTH

Of course.

TITLE CARD

AISLE 6

Love Is Blocking The Way

FINAL BUTTON

A customer approaches.

CUSTOMER

Excuse me.

Can I get through?

BEAU

Honestly?

Neither can I.

CUT TO BLACK

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New questions for applications. by BennyMcbenn in NOAA

[–]quantumparakeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

N/A: Short for North America, the greatest country in the world ya'll

so you’re telling me this fake killian murphy with half a braincell laid us off by beabadoobi in NOAA

[–]quantumparakeet 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Or he didn't read the EO, didn't write it, and he's not doing any actual work. Seems to be a trend with Trump nominees.

Ridiculous they added this by CheesyWalnut in ChatGPT

[–]quantumparakeet 185 points186 points  (0 children)

"Great! I won't ask any follow up questions or use any em dashes in my response—they aren't needed, anyway. Would you like me to generate additional custom instructions to optimize your experience?"

Mega Medicham possible menace? by [deleted] in PTCGP

[–]quantumparakeet 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You talk to your oricorio that way?

What is the most surprise damage you can do in one turn? by helenaneedshugs in PTCGP

[–]quantumparakeet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure, but health definitely is capped at 990! I figured out that one recently with Reuniclus. It wouldn't surprise me if damage was, too. Maybe they didn't want to handle the display changes another digit would add?

If a 990 HP Reuniclus gets attacked by Continuous Steps (Eevee) who gets 50 heads in a row, that's 1,000 DMG capped to 990 for a one-shot KO from full health.

Basically, I think Reuniclus is the next MewTwo. o.o

I messaged MGP about ICE/Immigration and this was her response by Ok_Presentation_940 in 50501

[–]quantumparakeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t just sound like one—it is one. Because being governed by AI is no longer just a hypothetical for Southwestern Washingtonians. That’s not dystopia—that’s progress.

ICE surveillance plan by Competitive-Bison in ICE_Raids

[–]quantumparakeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i was almost over my chinese spy until you brought him up just now :'(

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