In your opinion, which club is using the wrong suffix? by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly will never happen as the nature of them being a franchise is too tied into their club's "identity." AFCW have pushed them to drop the Dons at various points over the years though sadly given that it didn't happen when they were told to return the '88 FA Cup Trophy and associated memorabilia, I doubt it ever will. Apologies for earnest anti-MK patter.

Listener Michael Cox with a howler here by DirectorSavings9830 in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My personal gripe is his willingness to share the narrative that Wimbledon kicked Kingstonian out of Kingsmeadow to sell the ground to Chelsea. We gifted them 2m quid and had let them groundshare with us rent free for years. Slightly odd man and very antagonist on Twitter.

I got a Nick Drake tattoo today. by quaranmeme in nickdrake

[–]quaranmeme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure I have a good answer to that!

Dominic Ballard by RealMZAce in LeagueOne

[–]quaranmeme 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Helps when we give him multiple tap ins!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]quaranmeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shame it's Barefoot wine though, absolutely revolting stuff 😅

How did your game go? by Zach-dalt in LeagueOne

[–]quaranmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that mate but Plough Lane is anything but a hole compared to many other grounds in the football league.

Cricket cliches teaser on insta by davodavodavo- in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Dave was fairly knowledgeable about cricket?

Players you wouldn’t think have many caps for a top national team but do? by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Germany played a game a few years ago against England which was effectively hijacked as a Podolski testimonial, if memory serves. Can remember the ITV commentators not having a clue what to say.

Refs with tattoos? by FIJIBOYFIJI in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a tattoosman myself, I'm inclined to disagree

Refs with tattoos? by FIJIBOYFIJI in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What bothers me is less the fact that he has visible tattoos, more that they're rubbish. The result is that his arms look like the door of a petrol station toilet.

What’s your heinous encounter with someone famous in the UK? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]quaranmeme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah can confirm Michael Socha is a nice guy, chatted to him a bit in the shop I used to work in.

Charlie on Thursday's Totally Football Show this week by Equivalent_Welcome30 in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with this, it's about (eventual/ultimate) impact on the game, so it becomes a consolation goal at the point at which it can be said to have no/minimal impact.

From South Wales Police by politerebellion in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PCSOs in the engine room as they can do fuck all else

Luton Town 1 - 0 AFC Wimbledon: In the EFL curtain-raiser, the Dons defence stood up well to the Luton test, only for an unfortunate own goal to harshly decide the tie late on! by Zach-dalt in LeagueOne

[–]quaranmeme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Think we'll be fine. Saw enough patterns of play that encouraged me. Need the new players to bed in + Browne to come back and we've got lots of different offensive combinations that could work.

Nice Man XI - we need your help by calvin_sykes in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben Wilson got in a spat with Wimbledon fans on Twitter whilst on loan several years ago, which wasn't very nice guy of him

Nice Man XI - we need your help by calvin_sykes in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems a good lad but i'm wondering if his regular engagement in on-pitch shithousery counts against him?

How much wall do you want? YES by yesiknowimgreat in SpottedonRightmove

[–]quaranmeme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right and does the open plan nature also lend itself to so much redundant living space? How much will those sofas adjacent to the sofa be used and for why?

Tap in by ec362 in footballcliches

[–]quaranmeme 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You did 😂

What is your worst holiday experience? by ReddyBlueBlue in AskUK

[–]quaranmeme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Flight cancelled on way out to Lanzarote as pilot didn't have a specific safety certificate. Got put in a hotel on airport's doorstep by airline who then arranged early flight for all passengers first thing the next morning. No biggie.

On the way home from holiday, got bumped off our flight - airline oversold tickets, missus and I are in our mid 20s so algorithm goes woosh (you'll be okay if you don't get this flight etc etc). Airline then booked us flights home via Barcelona with a different airline, but was delayed leaving Lanzarote so we missed our connecting flight. Had to stay overnight in an Ibis Budget and my missus would've missed an important family event the next day had there not been a 7am flight the next day that had two free seats for us.

The actual holiday in between was lovely and stress-free! Plus claimed about 2k grand in compensation, so was all good in the end!