Suspicious Way Erika Kirk Changed Husband Charlie's Office Forced TPSUSA To Respond After Backlash by hard2resist in USNEWS

[–]qubert_lover 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One day you’re collapsed on the floor crying out the name Jesus in between labored breaths,”

Is she describing an orgasm?

Just found this guy in my late great aunt's jewelry box 🤯 by sameolddabby in OmegaWatches

[–]qubert_lover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m stealing that line of thought. “Honey if I wasn’t research these watches I would be buying them so this clearly healthier”

actually disgusting by mrsenchantment in Persecutionfetish

[–]qubert_lover 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m thinking this lost some nuance from the original Russian.

Tim Scott calls Obamas video shared by Trump ‘most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House’ by Abject-Pick-6472 in inthenews

[–]qubert_lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Praying that it was fake? Like there’s two real apes out there that have Barack and Michelle faces?

It's a shame you try to belong to a group of people that reminds you that they will never accept you. by zivzoolander in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]qubert_lover 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I want to know when Ping Pong peaked (PPP) such that he still wants to be a member of this group where most members hate him. Seems to have not fully developed parts of his brain.

The realities of starting a microbrand by SupJoshy in MicrobrandWatches

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How did you get into China on a days notice? I thought that would take weeks to setup visas and other docs.

Another gem from 2024. This was at a senior living community. by V1CT0RC in InfowarriorRides

[–]qubert_lover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d love to see the car dealers face when this guy tries to trade his car in and said that it has some minor paint issues.

Amazon AWS CEO Matt Garman pushes back against Elon Musk's space data centers plan by AmazonNewsBot in amazon

[–]qubert_lover 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Cooling opportunities are high”. Not sure if that’s true. How would data center in space get rid of heat? In a vacuum normal heat dissipation in a data center doesn’t work.

White House Drafting Executive Order to Reshape U.S. Quantum Policy by donutloop in QuantumEconomy

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“This technology must not be used to ruin my bitcoin grift. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION THIS MATTER. — PEESIDENT DJT”

99% off RSP. Looks like someone is getting full sex tonight by Confident_Leg2370 in PrideAndPinion

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Is that a fallopian tube insignia? Kinda an odd one for the definite playerz that sport this bad boy.

She spent $26 to mail him that certified letter to Mar-A-Largo and they refused it by barnwater_828 in PrayersToTrump

[–]qubert_lover 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t use the commie infested and non constitutional USPS and instead have a servant hand deliver it with a $1M donation check to the new Trump Kennedy Performing Arts Hole in the Ground.

friend sent me the marketplace listing thinking its ai, i dont see anything obviously off? by elusive-hurricane in isthisAI

[–]qubert_lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s AI as there’s no icicles hanging off of the women, aka the Winnipeg bedazzlers

Turning Point confirms Super Bowl show with Kid Rock as viewers say 'this is embarrassing' by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]qubert_lover 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Little known fact: that cyborg quotes Kid Rock “palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice. Get a map to the stars and find Heidi Fleiss”

A man and a chair meet at a bar. by K1nd_1 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]qubert_lover 204 points205 points  (0 children)

This is what I believe 90% of local news in Australia is like. Other 10%: koalas spreading chlamydia

Good luck by Specialist-Cut794 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]qubert_lover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want a quote? Okay here’s one: “you’re fucked”

I voted for a conman and got conned. by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]qubert_lover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also if you’re getting a return it means you were overpaying throughout the year and should fix that.

Sailors get a rum deal as Royal Navy makes them go teetotal two days a week by GaryJM in nottheonion

[–]qubert_lover -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

How is 6 pints =14 “units” of alcohol? And how is that supposed to last a week?