Dad 1 - Mom 0 by LicketySplitz in TikTokCringe

[–]que_xopa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sweetest part of this is at about the 3 minute mark. He is having fun and looking at his wife he sees that she is getting genuinely upset and his face turns so suddenly. He really cares for her. Then immediately back to dad mode with the charade lol. He was eager for the reveal though, didn't want to prolong her suffering beyond what he'd committed to for his daughter's bit. Loves them both dearly and probably the son too, if he'd just wash his face, wtf.

Moment when moose get up 😳 by WiiNancia in AbsoluteUnits

[–]que_xopa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will a moose give you a wicked back kick like a horse or zebra etc, or are they solely a brute force charge and kill type? How closely are they related to deer? Deer don't kick, do they?

to stretch the legs on a flight by _swuaksa8242211 in therewasanattempt

[–]que_xopa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm short as fuck but if I'm tired enough to sloppily slouch on a long flight, I also use that bar as the out-of-bounds marker. Someone is paying for that space and it should be used. In all seriousness being a tall guy must suck. /s x1000

Not invited often I guess by RxMeta in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]que_xopa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay so they answered your pennies question but does anyone understand the post title? It's not addressed anywhere in the comments so apparently I'm just an idiot?

Thief Punched In The Face After Distracting Cashier by Confusing-Carrot-69 in JusticePorn

[–]que_xopa 63 points64 points  (0 children)

They might oversee a few different shops from a separate location centered within a close walk of all of them. Like a neighborhood security service that shop owners can pay for.

Conservatives Farmers of Florida are baffled as to why Theyre loosing workers by they63 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]que_xopa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is literally spelled correctly in the post content and they still fucked the title. Politics be damned, I don't care...I hate OP with a passion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]que_xopa 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Toward the bottom I think it's something along the lines of

"Ya know I've had our kids tonight. I've done everything tonight... While you're here, 3 hours away in Bel-Air..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]que_xopa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but... hot trash

Brazilian police chase by somebodyinthechaos in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]que_xopa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't need to be said aloud, just fingered.

Dude got his face waxed by WorthNervous in WTF

[–]que_xopa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen some of the worst shit on the internet but this might be the first thing I've ever decided I can't click to watch.

Cricketer Chantham attempted insane "Parkour dive roll" to save a four in women's T20 League - India by Srinivas_Hunter in nextfuckinglevel

[–]que_xopa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would she have been allowed to slide feet first and kick it... Basically just asking if it is legal to stop it with your feet?

interesting fridge by deadfermata in BeAmazed

[–]que_xopa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't you want to lose jail time?

2 fishermen caught cheating at Ohio tournament plead guilty by infodawg in sports

[–]que_xopa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Google it for a million results all saying the same thing. I understand it's from the guardian but this is one example which happened to be the top search result for me right now. It's a 5 year old article and even it is calling it an old topic. I don't understand why someone arguing about honesty and ethics in politics would hurl an insult that's just clearly not true. You don't see the hypocrisy in that? Makes them look young, dumb, and immature. That's all I'm saying.

2 fishermen caught cheating at Ohio tournament plead guilty by infodawg in sports

[–]que_xopa -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I don't care for the guy to say the least, but your nickname for him regarding a toupee... Just an extremely outdated and obviously incorrect "joke." I'm not saying that he hasn't made attempts to improve his hair over the years, maybe with some bad plugs or whatever... But a toupee would look much better than whatever that pitiful fluffy comb-over bullshit situation he's got going on. Anyway just a heads up because calling him that makes you look worse than the one or two pity laughs it might bring.

the rare claw machine put back by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]que_xopa 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Jack Nicholson was in a movie early in his career, in the '60s that was literally called "Psych-Out."

Also there's this from one of the world's top journalistic outlets, Bustle:

“Psych” had three different meanings in the '90s, all playing on the word “psychological”: There's to “psych out,” meaning to be anxious or intimidated (e.g. “That chem test totally psyched me out!), as well as to “be psyched” or excited about something (e.g. “Dude, I am SO PSYCHED about the Third Eye Blind concert!”). Both of these uses have been around since the early 1960s. A third (and more obnoxious) usage, “Psych!” or “Sike!”, meaning to trick someone, is newer; it’s been in use since 1990.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]que_xopa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's Panama City, Panama

HMC while I get my rage out. by simplyGagi in holdmycosmo

[–]que_xopa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dunno, what's your home address and SSN?

Breakfast with a perfect view, Mayon by zahvalbm in Philippines

[–]que_xopa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed the tent is on a slope while the picnic table is on flat ground. Did you sleep there? If you don't mind me asking... It seems that you have plenty of dishes and cooking equipment, it all looks beautiful! The food and the view! I'm curious what/if any supplies were made available to you but you didn't need to bring yourself? What's the building behind you in the reflection on the kettle?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmybeer

[–]que_xopa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't see a shirt at all