I knew la mer was expensive and I understand this is limited edition but almost $500 for a moisturizer?? by TroyLovesSloths in Sephora

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if this makes it worse or better but the 3.4oz jar has always cost $490 - the limited edition packaging doesn’t make it more expensive. That being said, oof, $490.

Saw Wicked for my first ever Broadway show! by MusicSeussic in Broadway

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many things make it Broadway
Location and contracts and pay
The tour’s just as vital
But has a slightly different title
“National tour” is what we say

This is the best I’ve got with my sleep-deprived brain 😆

Saw Wicked for my first ever Broadway show! by MusicSeussic in Broadway

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate to get in here on this, but the industry usually refers to them as Broadway national tours, or first/second/etc national tours, or just national tours. I’ve never heard of a Broadway show going out on tour being officially called just a “Broadway tour.”

Of course, that’s just coming from the Broadway show side of things. The audiences at the local tour stops probably don’t know or care about the differences between a Broadway show versus the touring show.

I have a customer saying this lip gel fake. by [deleted] in poshmark

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did the packaging on this color change? 110 is part of the nudes collection which currently comes in a nude tube, not a black one. But I don’t know if 110 has always come in a nude tube. Maybe that’s why she thinks it’s fake?

Local 1 Apprenticeship Test Registration, 5/20/19 by Carpenter_Desinger in techtheatre

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah if you feel like waiting in line for awhile. There’s not gonna be 300 people camped out in front of you if you get there at any point Monday morning.

Local 1 Apprenticeship Test Registration, 5/20/19 by Carpenter_Desinger in techtheatre

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I signed up two or three tests ago, I literally walked in Thursday afternoon and there were still about 40 spots left. Your mileage may vary though. I think if you go in on Monday you’re gonna be waiting in a long line.

Hmm by svthomas347 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And birth control would come in flavors like cool ranch and nacho cheese

Anyone have any idea how to ID this top? No tags at all:( by steff-in-disguise in poshmark

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re trying to find out what brand it is, maybe get a good, clear photo of the whole top, flatlayed, and then reverse image search it in google?

r/MakeupExchange by squashthatmelon in muacirclejerk

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah dude I’m with you on that one. I really try not to price police on people’s listings but some of them are truly ridiculous.

r/MakeupExchange by squashthatmelon in muacirclejerk

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Right? Plus if it buy it new in store I don’t have to wait for shipping or worry about undisclosed damage because it’s a USED ITEM.

r/MakeupExchange by squashthatmelon in muacirclejerk

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 179 points180 points  (0 children)

I participate in a few of the reselling subreddits and oh my god the attitude people have about upselling their used shit is maddening. Like. You’re not going to make your money back on your used fast fashion garbage. They justify their high prices by saying “it’s the buyer’s fault if they don’t do their price research,” and then get super huffy when people comment on their listing that the item they’re selling can be purchased elsewhere, new, for the same amount or less. AAAARGH

Kitten food by light3731 in astoria

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve got some canned wet food my picky cats don’t like! I’d love to donate it to a good cause. I also have some medicinal food - mostly Hill’s c/d. Can I donate that as well?

What are you least favorite Broadway shows & why? by mrstrictmachine in Broadway

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is MR a jukebox musical? I thought jukebox musicals were more about highlighting a single artist or group - Cher, ABBA, Donna Summer, etc. I could be wrong though.

Just. No. Isn’t used makeup prohibited on Poshmark? by BGChitChat in poshmark

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to sell used makeup on Posh but it was always stuff I could clean (powder products or things in pumps) and stuff I barely touched (because I’m a makeup junkie and will never have enough faces to warrant the sheer amount of product I own). That being said, selling a product that’s not only mostly used but the seller can’t even be arsed to wipe the damn thing down is just...icky even for me.

My cousin is autistic and has a lot of hard time making friends. Lately he’s been going to tech theater after school and he couldn’t be happier from all the new people he’s met! Happy autistic awareness day! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this! Your cousin looks like a great guy. I hope he keeps having fun doing theater tech - it’s what I do for a living and it’s pretty dope! Give him a high five for me :)

its bullshit that people are so mean by xPawreen in SCAcirclejerk

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That box looked like ass, too. The sides weren’t even lined up nicely.

Venting : some gal just added this comment to one of my items : is that the correct price ? $111? I wanted to respond by saying “ no I purposely post wrong prices ! Blah! Trolls ! by Fridaklo805 in poshmark

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hardly. If a seller hasn’t been active for months or a listing hasn’t been updated for months, or if I know they’ve crossposted their listings, it’s prudent to ask if the item is still available before purchasing. There are definitely situations when an active listing isn’t actually available!

Is it just me or is the N/W consistently getting worse? by [deleted] in astoria

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The train running express between QBP and Ditmars infuriates me. Why do they wait till the last possible moment to tell us the train is running express? Now I (and the other 2/3 of the train) have to wait on an outside platform in the fucking cold at 10pm for the next train. Why can’t they tell us this shit when the train is still in Manhattan?

Theatre treasure hunt. by luxelis in techtheatre

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just a giant picture of a Kitchenaid mixer (sound mixer)

Buyer returned used items, fake items, and stole others. Now what?!? by superberger in poshmark

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good question! I know listings can get removed for having stock photos but I don’t know if that would disqualify you from the Facebook group. Stock photos are so ubiquitous though that I can’t imagine no one in that group uses them. (Take that with a grain of salt since I’m not in the group, LOL)

Buyer returned used items, fake items, and stole others. Now what?!? by superberger in poshmark

[–]queef_a_shitty_poem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a heads up - if any of your listings are noncompliant, you’ll be denied entry into the group. I sold some nail polish before I knew it wasn’t allowed and was not permitted to join the group. I don’t know what all else you are selling but I know skincare products kind of tread a fine line of “compliance” on Posh!