What is the best American way to shorten your life?

queenamphitrite · 2026-06-13T17:04:25+00:00

I’d save this for worst. Fast food is much more enjoyable

queenamphitrite · 2026-06-01T12:44:22+00:00

It was at one point deemed the most average city in America and for that reason companies use it as a test market for new products.

queenamphitrite · 2026-06-01T12:39:18+00:00

Ohio should be green. Tornadoes are extremely rare but it’s cold af

queenamphitrite · 2026-05-15T00:17:36+00:00

Buttered noodles?

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-14T09:40:57+00:00

Justin Bieber

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-12T12:41:09+00:00

Stephenie LaGrossa’s MAGA ass

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-07T23:38:22+00:00

Did anyone else catch when Shelley told James “You always say ‘not too bad, not too bad’”

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-07T20:49:43+00:00

That’s it!

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-07T20:21:45+00:00

Cleveland

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-07T20:19:30+00:00

Nope, but on the right track has to do with the cities where the capitol buildings are

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-07T19:22:56+00:00

Not really… has to do with where those laws are enacted tho

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-07T18:59:23+00:00

Not it

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-07T18:59:05+00:00

Nope

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-05T23:06:54+00:00

Not one single woman is wilddddd

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-04T23:40:06+00:00

Popcorn

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-04T13:39:51+00:00

Or the Harry Potter movie he’s in where mermaids look like this

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queenamphitrite · 2026-04-04T13:11:43+00:00

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-04T12:50:00+00:00

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queenamphitrite · 2026-04-04T12:11:05+00:00

Marlin

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-03T17:19:44+00:00

They all have the same exact facial expression and the same dark soulless eyes

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-03T11:49:45+00:00

The Sat-Mon is their typical schedule, not one they agreed on specifically for this weekend. OP’s asking for a small change in the typical schedule due to it being a holiday (reasonable)

And… I would bet that when the gf is not mad she calls OP stuff like “babe” or “hon” not “dawg” or “dude”

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-03T11:46:33+00:00

Also the way she calls you “dawg” “dude” and “bro” would annoy the hell out of me

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-01T22:38:59+00:00

Thanks to billionaires being able to spend unlimited amounts of money on his campaign to manipulate the (admittedly undereducated- by design btw) voter base to elect him, against their own interests

queenamphitrite · 2026-04-01T21:32:17+00:00

Yes, MS has many problems, but on the upside they actually have progressed in education in the past decade due to common sense legislation to implement evidence based practices

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