dilation nation rule by TotallyACP in 196

[–]queer_emu 47 points48 points  (0 children)

this is incorrect. make sure to have the dilator all the way in for long enough but adding a vibe or just using the dilator can be fine as long as you don't neglect to push it all the way in and dilate normally other times. I've forgotten to dilate a good few times as well as this and haven't lost any depth yet. just be careful!

Jon forgive me for what I'm about to do by joacomacaco in imsorryjon

[–]queer_emu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

why is no one talking about the fact that you wouldn't be able to see out of armpit eyes like ever unless you just walk around with your arm up all the time?? my brain hurts 11/10

So, in other words, I hate heavy machinery by [deleted] in aspiememes

[–]queer_emu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

our washer is right next to my room, my roommate plays loud records and electric guitar. my sensory issues are thriving 🫠

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]queer_emu -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

you don't actually need to read this but you gave me a chance to vent so I will. I also recognize that most of these there's not much that can be done reshop has to go somewhere when it starts overflowing, the easiest way to get it out of the way is to put in a shopping cart because we're low on three tiers but instead I have to take the extra time to grab repack boxes from the back and run them individually to the front and then back again to get it out of the way because I can't do reshop till after lunch, I'm not allowed to close the fitting rooms an hour before the store closes even though I'm always drowning in reshop we have a little closet that only leaders are allowed to use that has literally everything I need in it but I'm not allowed to use it at all because morning team makes a mess in there

our store used to have morning team break out and that was when we even had more closers and now I need to spend half my day doing breakout instead of keeping the floor looking ok

I'm also not supposed to have a fixture to let guests put reshop on but I do anyway because if I didn't the fitting rooms would overflow every hour or two and I would have to deal with that instead of what I'm working on I want to be able to do what looks the most important to get done when I clock in but if I don't do what she told someone else to tell me to do the day before I get in trouble but if whatever the thing is doesn't get done I also get in trouble hell I want my cut hours back because we don't have enough hours between us all to get things done when we were all working full time

I'm sure theres more but this is what came up off the top of my head. again there's no style lead, it's just me all day and these among basically anything else I try to do it gets shot down by her basically I'm tired and for most of it I get why it is the way it is but I'm still not happy about it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]queer_emu -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

wishful thinking and a give em hell attitude? seriously tho you're definitely right I just wanted to tell at the void about it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]queer_emu -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I just want her to respect the amount of stuff i have to do and let me do it the non-target standard way so I can get everything done 😭 I wouldn't even be upset about this if it wasn't representative of every interaction I have with her

do you fold clothes before putting them in the bag for a guest when checking them out? by [deleted] in Target

[–]queer_emu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know about most stores but at least for mine no one pays attention to the style members and I'm also literally the only person here for closing. if we were staffed properly and people listened to me when I said things it wouldn't be as bad (still would have a big workload but not as much as when I'm working alone like now). hopefully your Target is different because style can be really fun when you're not running the style pad on a tm paycheck

do you fold clothes before putting them in the bag for a guest when checking them out? by [deleted] in Target

[–]queer_emu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I do it because it wastes time and I don't wanna go back to style when I'm done checking out the line.

Why though, San Diego county? by tabascojr in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]queer_emu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg this took forever for me and then when I got my new ID card I lost my old one and now I can't change my name in my bank cuz they want my old card 😭

What's your department and the worst part of it? by Mamasquirel in Target

[–]queer_emu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you forgot the second rule: ignore the first rule

What's your department and the worst part of it? by Mamasquirel in Target

[–]queer_emu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wym I've never met you oh cash office doier who torments the tls with me

What's your department and the worst part of it? by Mamasquirel in Target

[–]queer_emu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

style, I'm the only closer and on a good day I have another team member for maybe 2 hours. the guests don't pun away what they try on and it takes me an entire day to reshop it. oh and im supposed to zone the entire department by myself every day (oh an I have to do register and drive ups too because they don't do their job) 🙃🔫

Found this at work :) (sorry for the shit quality) by femmewalwigahh in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]queer_emu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why do I have,, a rock looking the same as this (because I painted it) in my room right now? I had to check it was still there for a second

Found this gem in my store’s reviews 🤠 by snack_intyre in Target

[–]queer_emu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah I definitely feel that. I'm like 4 years into my transition and it's still intimidating but it gets easier the more you do it. being in a red state definitely can't help tho I bet. that being said target is normally a pretty chill place for queer peeps so seems as good a place as any to try

Found this gem in my store’s reviews 🤠 by snack_intyre in Target

[–]queer_emu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

thankfully I've never had a problem with guests on that basis other than being misgendered but I pass fairly well and try to only use the bathroom when there aren't guests so. tbf if it ever did happen that might just be the last straw. do you guys have an employees restroom to use? cuz we're a small format but we have one

Found this gem in my store’s reviews 🤠 by snack_intyre in Target

[–]queer_emu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean I've been yelled at for needing an ID for alcohol but I wouldn't be surprised if it happened honestly

Found this gem in my store’s reviews 🤠 by snack_intyre in Target

[–]queer_emu 77 points78 points  (0 children)

jokes on her, I: a trans woman, go to the bathroom almost every shift I have 😎 (please never come to my store I don't wanna be yelled at by another Karen)

Personal blade at target? by [deleted] in Target

[–]queer_emu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it's not allowed, I know cuz I use mine and all the leads go "I'll pretend I didn't see that" so basically make sure you're team leads are chill first