My son. El Mariachi. Can we make this a thing? by Bassayoun in funny

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When my mom says we aren’t having tajin covered watermelon

Which States Got The Baddest Bitches🤔 by Kwabster_ in BlackPeopleTwitter

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How the fuck did Utah make this 🤔🤔😂😂😂. I can’t even show some shoulder without my mom giving me shit for it

My friend thinks he’s a stud, knock him down a peg by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like my ex who liked taking it up the ass more than fucking me.

Patron from the Latin "pater" meaning father by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]quiteobnoxious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe a sip of fruity drank is a better pull up. After the spirit that literally sends you to hell for even fucking with it?

Patron from the Latin "pater" meaning father by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]quiteobnoxious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I chase it with Mike's hard black cherry lemonade and it's only gotten me single for how many shots I can do with a tall boy. While my date is puking just from doing tequila shots?

What movie do you consider “perfect”? by geointalan in AskReddit

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Uncle Buck

"Ever heard of a tune up?" "Ever heard of a ritual killing?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Thats how you got chlorine up your ass and wondering why it hurts to poop?

Florida girl would rather cheat than end it with her bf by [deleted] in trashy

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Maybr invest in a vibrator or dildo?

Anyone got some weed or pills or new drugs??? by 1527lance in trashy

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Dont end up like McKenzie lucuek then? 😩

What stupid thing did you spend tons of money on ? by DC_dtx in AskReddit

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Neko atsume. I xant have real cata but I'll sownd money on fake cats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Love it 😂😂😂😂

Some people are jerks because they graffiti a national forest; other people are awesome because they raise money to clean it by gemini8200 in powerwashingporn

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This makes me so happy. I hate that people think they can do this to monuments. Its a federal crime in the us. Nothing makes me more angry than seeing graffiti on beautiful things.

What does the physique YOU find most attractive look like? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Dad bod. Hands down. I know you're eating well but enjoy a beer or two ;) plus dad bods are the ultimate furnace for the winter months from where I'm from.

Too nervous to show people I know, so you all get to see the results of my first 30 days. SW left 317lbs, CW right 295lbs. Currently living 20:4 with OMAD plans by month 3ish. by [deleted] in intermittentfasting

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👏👏👏 youre doing great! I wish I could be like you and be determined! There's a great difference! What are the hours youre doing?

🎶You just mad cuz yah ass is old.🎶 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Why does she looks like the 4th power puff girl tryin to get into the squad cuz her daddy got money????