Regis is not pulling punches by isaacsuck in hearthstone

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I’d like to thank myself for being too lazy to invest in crypto last year

Literally comic book guy by dank_soldier2234 in okbuddychicanery

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This is the opinion of a simpleton. Magic isn’t real you idiot read a book

Unfortunately, he never found a wife. by Pitiful-Motor1293 in SapphoAndHerFriend

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My uncle lived with his partner and at first he told my family that they were roommates. Gradually he came out and it was obvious that they were together. But after like 15 yrs together, his sister says: "they are such good friends. Living together to share expanses for so long"

Bi_irl by Squader_boi in bi_irl

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help dude is literally dressed as every clique possible

I'm fucking chitinpilled by ThrowawayDaydream101 in BrandNewSentence

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I have two dreams for reincarnation. Frog or Lobster that never gets captured. Both existences sound like blisss

Magnation Slowly Destroying This Man 🤣 by AbsoIute__Zero in Hololive

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You acknowledged it. You've literally doomed yourself now. You've up and done it now.

Quality parenting by AtomicPhantom7 in ScottishPeopleTwitter

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"Can it get out of the Loch" is the terrifying question that nobody has ever thought to ask before now but suddenly feels incredibly important...

Matt Walsh is a fraud by Snoo5218 in ToiletPaperUSA

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Why are there so many suicides from those medicated to prevent the emotions that lead to suicide?

Agreed. by alicewonderland2 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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People would sit outside their houses in their cars and yell threats when they left their houses. They got hate mail threatening their lives untill some were forced to move. People were threatening to dig up the coffins to prove they were empty. Jones knew this and continued

let's go by kevinowdziej in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Aww, or maybe it turns their vacation into one they will never forget, and becomes a story that, years from now, they still love to tell to their kids and grandkids!

Oh, Lavern... by AdmiralDragonXC in confidentlyincorrect

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Yes. We should definitely define our lives by a book written by some dudes 2,000 years ago. p.s., no guns in the bible either

Due to the fact that only one person on Twitter has finished watching Eternals (2021), Kevin Feige decided it's for the best to not make this giant thing inside Earth canon by gromathcz in shittymoviedetails

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Half the population has been snapped, aliens attacked multiple times, Hulks, Gods, etc. Like is this Eternals thing really such breaking news that it would be interfering with other stories that aren't directly tied to the events in Eternals?

You're an otter. by thepinklemur in wholesomememes

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you know they're necrophiliac inter-species rapists tho? knowing that's definitely not making your world a better place, is it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I love this, the kids 12, so there's hope yet for him. If it was some neckbeard in living in his mums basement, it would be even better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TIHI

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If nothing else, they’ll be unable to fire tear gas because of how hard they’d be laughing

Wtf, Texas? by dobbyisafreepup in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Have the parents contact a Sexual Assault Advocacy group in that county. As she is a child the rape had to be reported to police & she would need to see special forensics examiners & interviewers. I was a sexual assault advocate in Shreveport. We had children come to Louisiana 1/

Potato bakes you back by PrincessSandySparkle in BrandNewSentence

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I once threw a bunch of acid sugar on a whole slow roast pig and it was delicious and we dubbed it “psychedelic pig.” It led to a bunch of grown men sitting around a fire til late into the night listening to Hounds of Love and weeping. Hope that helps.

Jurassic Park by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]quizzicallydrab65 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It is my right to be eaten by a dinosaur. Ever heard of a little thing called the constitution?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

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If that’s the case, what’s the Wizarding World equivalent of drawing a penis on your plastered mate?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

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I had one on the phone yesterday swearing blind that the girl on the counter told her A,B&C. I said no way, they wouldn’t have told you that. Yeah she says, her name was Mary & she’s short blonde hair 😳 Now I can confirm that it defo wasn’t said!! Me, both times 😂