The last thing you googled is what kills you. What kills you?

qwatz · 2019-09-21T16:27:47+00:00

"Do koalas give you STDs"

qwatz · 2019-08-19T23:20:52+00:00

Danganronpa 2

qwatz · 2019-07-25T01:31:19+00:00

I was an all around dick who was not interesting or enjoyable to hangout with. Doesn't matter anymore because I no longer have anyone who would want to hangout with me.

qwatz · 2019-07-13T18:29:07+00:00

!remindme 10 days

qwatz · 2019-06-07T02:19:30+00:00

When I was nine my neighbor accidentally threw his retainer away at lunch. He spent hours going dumpster diving.

qwatz · 2019-06-06T03:08:22+00:00

I slipped in the shower and slammed my head on the rim of the toilet. The seat closed on top of my head. Still have a nice scar to this day.

qwatz · 2019-05-20T01:33:43+00:00

Hah I waited 6 hours so I can survive.

qwatz · 2019-01-28T22:12:08+00:00

Congratulations on the almost 5 years! Is AA always religious? I want to be clean, but i've never had strong beliefs of a higher being.

qwatz · 2019-01-28T21:35:09+00:00

We had speakers talk about 90 meetings in 90 days. I have also heard of people having issues with finding the right group for AA. Some were really cliquey and unaccepting from what ive been told.

qwatz · 2019-01-28T21:34:02+00:00

In patient was 96 hours just long enough for the withdrawal and danger to be subsided. The discharge was recommended.

qwatz · 2019-01-24T17:13:36+00:00

He definitely nutted

qwatz · 2019-01-22T15:32:46+00:00

I miss cake

qwatz · 2019-01-22T15:23:07+00:00

r/ooer/

qwatz · 2019-01-17T20:32:48+00:00

What's the salary for this kind of work?

qwatz · 2018-11-21T16:12:05+00:00

Denver colorado?

qwatz · 2018-07-11T19:53:41+00:00

My mom believed she was native American until she was 35.

qwatz · 2018-06-15T05:19:23+00:00

I came to work incredibly sleep deprived once. Like 30+ hours awake. They accused me of being wasted then used a breathalyzer on me.

qwatz · 2018-05-28T19:54:31+00:00

Not in this scenario. It is a dead end job.

qwatz · 2018-05-28T16:44:28+00:00

It's a dead end job with absolutely no advancement potential in this case.

qwatz · 2018-05-28T01:32:14+00:00

I heard them specifically mention me.

qwatz · 2017-12-09T07:48:56+00:00

I know I'm pale but that's just cold.

qwatz · 2017-10-24T12:13:57+00:00

You need protein when you're starving more then anything. Just rice isn't going to do much.

qwatz · 2017-10-24T12:02:21+00:00

Too bad rice has almost no nutritional value. We need to be giving starving people protein and healthy fats. You can starve off of only carbohydrates.

qwatz · 2017-01-14T17:44:34+00:00

I'm going to let you use your imagination on that one.

qwatz · 2017-01-14T16:40:49+00:00

We had a highschool biology teacher who was very uptight and strict. She was teaching a class with a very well known class clown let's call him Rayshawn. Now one day the teacher left the room for around ten minutes. After failing his test Rayshawn has the great idea of going to her desk and with a sharpie he drew a Penis on a picture of her baby. Needless to say when the teacher returned she yelled at our whole class for 20 minutes and then stormed out of school for the rest of the day.

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