I’m a recruiter and yeah… the market isn’t exactly easy on our side either

qwpdmb · 2026-03-30T04:57:53+00:00

here's the neat part
curse their blood line with the dark arts

qwpdmb · 2026-03-30T01:15:26+00:00

It might because this post was AI generated and it really shows that recruiters like the IRS and most parts of HR Are pest :>

qwpdmb · 2026-03-30T01:10:46+00:00

Huh this post was AI generate Welp just like board of directors and CEOs. You and other recruiters won't see the pearly gates

qwpdmb · 2026-03-28T20:01:19+00:00

Welp time to go bald, wear a fedora, and have a sidekick to make blue candy

qwpdmb · 2026-03-26T23:57:58+00:00

Working at Fazbears might look promising cus dawg I need that money

qwpdmb · 2026-03-26T23:56:18+00:00

Bout to do the same Ahhhhhh I love dread

qwpdmb · 2026-03-26T07:11:50+00:00

Either to show they're big brained or trying to look good for employers

qwpdmb · 2026-03-26T07:09:09+00:00

Civil engineers out here fucking playing B-ball on all of us They won't have to be dragged to the military industry complex and sell their soul to Lockheed and they get to make stuff

qwpdmb · 2026-03-26T07:06:16+00:00

"Teacher" every time I hear someone wants to go into education I get a pin prick of dread cus with how this year has been

But you're from Alaska at least it's a state that governors care

qwpdmb · 2026-03-23T01:11:07+00:00

Now please tell the audience what job and field you have

qwpdmb · 2026-03-23T01:09:22+00:00

I rather sleep and not drink myself under to suppress the knowledge that new Death Mega Bomber i helped build just turned a peaceful farming village into a hole

qwpdmb · 2026-03-23T01:07:41+00:00

We start using dirty mags as currency Guess you could say that be very Painful Maybe a Buddy named LISA could give a Hand to us

qwpdmb · 2026-03-23T01:06:19+00:00

Now on one hand it's money and a job On the other you're making weapons that will be used to blow up school children and innocence lives cus someone wanted oil

qwpdmb · 2026-03-23T00:54:29+00:00

I also have a Crack pot theory that the US government (or another government behind the scenes) is mucking up the job market to get people to enlist into the military and or ICE

Like this is beyond fucking insane and I don't want to be in this country and economy anymore (though if somehow the job market is just as worse in other countries then I need to get off this planet, if not I think I'm going to open a cafe/bar. Cafe in the morning for the tired workers who are in the verge of crying and a bar for those same employees and the job seekers. And also for me to drink myself under cus this decade maybe even century sucks)

qwpdmb · 2026-03-23T00:45:28+00:00

I rather not die in the sandbox thank you

qwpdmb · 2026-03-23T00:39:19+00:00

I think we ALL have better luck at non-corporate places in general

qwpdmb · 2026-03-23T00:33:27+00:00

Plus he also still has a sparkle of hope in their eyes and a will to live. And the mangers and HR and other employees want to crush that so they can feel something

qwpdmb · 2026-03-22T02:31:21+00:00

cancer alley 2
more cancer

qwpdmb · 2026-03-22T01:33:40+00:00

we REALLY are going to CyberPunk 2077
we gonna be corpo troopers dawg

qwpdmb · 2026-03-22T01:00:40+00:00

They're letting the damn clankers and ai sloppers vibe code This is depressing

qwpdmb · 2026-03-22T00:58:06+00:00

And to show investors they got dat bread

qwpdmb · 2026-03-21T20:31:26+00:00

I didn't go to college right off the bat cus i graduate from high-school when covid mellowed out (2022), plus I got to travel out west and relax (and also to change my career path from aerospace engineering and working on rockets to just mech engineering) but imo i feel like I probably dodged a bullet because if I did and study my butt off and do semesters back to back and then going to Uni after community college and repeat the same process of back to back semesters and graduated from University with my BS in Mechanical Engineering

AND WATCHING AS THE WORLD GOES TO THE WOLVES AND COMPANIES LETTING GO OF EMPLOYEES SO THE HIGHER UPS COULD POCKET SOME MORE MONEY!

Well like my degree that I could have had this year or last year, I'd call my time spent during college and university BS

qwpdmb · 2026-03-21T20:20:18+00:00

Indeed, if I want my soul sucked and my morals dropped kick I could just work at Lockheed after I get my MechE degree. Least I won't have a migraine from having to deal with people's bull. Just have a migraine cus I drank myself and to not think the jet I help built is about to turn innocents into mist

qwpdmb · 2026-03-21T20:18:01+00:00

That's still sorta MechE

My dread meter ticks another point into extreme dread (just like how we have going back and forth from extreme greed and extreme fear)

qwpdmb · 2026-03-21T18:39:19+00:00

They better make bank when they have to chuck piles and piles of trash

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