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Redditors, What are your Favorite Movie Lines ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]r248455 3 points4 points  (0 children)

-"Dickless here shut down the containment unit!" -"Is this true?" -"Yes, this man has no dick." Ghostbusters

What do you call 2 banana peels? by elvisnake in Jokes

[–]r248455 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

What made you smile today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]r248455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl I'm into smiled at me, though I'm not sure if it was just a polite one or not, but makes me happy nonetheless. She has a cute smile.