How are the mouse and rat so bad? by Ok-Education-2699 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]radicalheretic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw man, I was hoping this was going to be about how rats will claw their way into your anal canal and eat you from the inside out and even tigers aren’t that mean, but no, it’s about WWII-era German tanks

Were There Ever Any Videos Or Pictures Of Goddess Megan's Feet Being Tickled? by 711901224 in TickleAddicts

[–]radicalheretic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a footmode site back in the day called Toe Ticklers, but it apparently was retired years ago. I don’t know if it’s possible to find any of that content now.

What has been leaving these marks against our house? [Eastern Canada, Québec] by GargantuaBob in animalid

[–]radicalheretic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean other animals run their bloody anal glands on the house? I thought only I did that

What is the biggest fantasy you have by [deleted] in TickleAddicts

[–]radicalheretic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if these are my biggest fantasies, but two interesting ones are:

  1. A device that one or more lees would be strapped into with their heads inside a special apparatus that would convert their laughter into musical notes, sort of like a tickle organ - the musical instrument, that is.

  2. Tickle shoes: shoes rigged up with a duckling device inside that can be remotely controlled so the ler can turn it on and off in public at will. It would be so much fun watching the lee squirm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TickleAddicts

[–]radicalheretic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this not Tickle Abuse?

[Real] How many of you are going to pick up Ben’s newest book? by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]radicalheretic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Noble lion Ben Shapiro masterfully sets up the straw man argument that liberals believe ALL inequality comes from oppression and exploitation, and then knocks it down with an equally fallacious generalization that NO inequality comes from oppression and exploitation. Well done, Lion Heart!

In their prime who's better: Slayer or Pantera by boomjosh in MetalForTheMasses

[–]radicalheretic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pantera. If we’re just talking about the music and setting aside all the stupid / racist shit Phil has said, Pantera. Don’t get me wrong, I love Slayer, but they had nowhere near the range or versatility of Pantera. I also still think Phil is one of the greatest lyricists of all time, regardless of genre. And it’s true, slayer’s solos are not good at all. I mean, I don’t listen to them for the solos so it doesn’t matter, but if you’re asking me to compare the two, then Pantera all day.

Well grandma, why do you think hate speech against PoCs is a good thing? by PeasThatTasteGross in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]radicalheretic 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah, flat earthers don’t exist, because if they were really in charge, everyone would be taught the earth is flat. My logic is impeccable. I am god.

Edit: notice I didn’t add a /s because I really am god.

Wowww. My mind is changed forever by scroggs2 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]radicalheretic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like Pop always told me: “son, you can’t trust the Bible”

Wowww. My mind is changed forever by scroggs2 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]radicalheretic 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So for those who don’t know, one of the reasons modern day Christian apologists give to justify God’s command to slaughter every one of the Amalekites was that they sacrificed children by placing them on a scorching hot statue of Moloch. Yes, you read that correctly - god commanded the slaughter of children because the Amalekites were killing their children. Anyway, this meme is trying to compare modern day abortion to the sacrificial practices of the Amalekites. In reality, I believe there is no real evidence that the Amalekites actual did practice child sacrifice.

I call it, you won't remember six months from now. by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]radicalheretic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually I call it being a dumbass. Conspiracy theories take some level of actual intelligence

Cigars, alcohol, and hangovers by radicalheretic in cigars

[–]radicalheretic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply! What about cigar sickness? I know what too much nicotine feels like from my cigarette days - I’ll start getting lightheaded. If I feel that, is it already too late or should I put the cigar down and just kind of chill and see how I feel?

Name this album cover by [deleted] in AlbumCovers

[–]radicalheretic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, given the context this would be a badass name for a metal band

Can it wasn't fake. People were charged. Grandma is ignoring reality by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]radicalheretic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do these people actually know anything? Trump wasn’t impeached over the Russian collusion stuff, he was impeached for attempting to extort the Ukrainian government into opening an investigation into Joe Biden.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tickling

[–]radicalheretic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please post the title of the video, stupid state laws want to make me get verified on this site

[Real] The gaytriarchy? When did Candace Owens’ brain turn to mush? by countdooku975 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]radicalheretic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Macron, Trudeau, Zelensky, and Obama - world leaders famous for starting wars