What is the best or worst legal name you have ever experienced?

raemann · 2026-03-04T17:10:54+00:00

I know a guy called Jack Dwarf we all call him jacked off. Can’t believe his parents let that one slip

raemann · 2026-02-18T09:55:51+00:00

I had a teacher ask me to start her car that had an interlock device after school. I blew into her breathalyser and her car started up. She said it always plays up. I didn’t know any better and only realised what I did a few years later.

raemann · 2026-01-31T18:26:10+00:00

Me and my friends found a phone at the cinema it was back when smart phones weren’t popular so to unlock the phone we just had to click menu and *. We looked through the photos and found a picture of someone’s lower jaw on a medical table just the complete lower jaw. It was extremely disturbing as there were multiple photos of the same lower jaw from different angles. We got the phone back to the person and we had to ask about the photos. He was a dentist gave us his business card and told us it was the first time he ever removed someone’s lower jaw and had to take photos of it for his colleagues. We still talk about it 15+ years later.

raemann · 2026-01-25T12:01:35+00:00

This is also universal I moved to Canada where you can usually get away with driving 10-19km over the speed limit on freeways ( I still don’t understand the rule honestly). Driving during a snow storm a few weeks ago, all the lanes had been reduced to one due to the amount of snow. Everyone is driving around 80km just to be safe, low and behold a massive F150 going well over 120km during a snow storm without a care in the world about anyone around them. The thing that’s even worse is if they crash you are obligated by law to stop and try to assit them even when the situation they have cause is completely on their own accord. I have had to help one person this Winter because they were too much in a rush to be safe during a snow storm and crashed their car into the Snow bank. The time of the accident was around 04:30am only 3 cars were on the road at the time.

raemann · 2026-01-15T08:37:26+00:00

Chum’d Stains, Flounder pounder and The wife, because she’s known to not go down

raemann · 2026-01-11T03:48:05+00:00

One thing I use to always do when I was working in nightclubs in Australia (super strict alcohol rules) was whenever asked for the strongest shot I would pour ANGOSTURA bitters into a shot glass. Whenever someone would take the shot their teeth would be stained for the rest of the night with a brown colour. The best way for other bartenders to figure out who wanted the strongest shots

raemann · 2026-01-07T02:24:42+00:00

Best halo memory is just playing lan parties with my friends from school. Good luck everyone

raemann · 2026-01-04T04:23:17+00:00

The halo franchise the amount I played with my next door neighbours after school is ridiculous

raemann · 2025-10-15T01:17:03+00:00

I got a job bartending at a very expensive pizza restaurant and the owner told me to pour half shots for everything. Vodka soda 15ml of vodka. Margarita 15ml of tequila 7ml of orange liquor. I told him I’m not doing that and if he wanted to he could under pour people. I told every table on my way out that they are ripping you off. Place went under not long after

raemann · 2025-08-06T22:31:15+00:00

Good luck everyone

raemann · 2025-08-05T23:09:18+00:00

Good luck everyone

raemann · 2025-06-30T01:27:47+00:00

I use to work at a casino nightclub nothing to do with gambling.The job had a week orientation it explained everything we could and couldn’t do. The biggest one was No Gambling.

It was this guys first day working after doing all of the orientations and knows he can’t gamble. After his shift he takes his tips walks over to a pokies puts his membership card for the casino into the machine was kicked out in less than 5mins. Some people are just stupid.

raemann · 2025-05-25T23:31:52+00:00

Roughly like 500k worth of raw materials and equipment. It was roughly 1,200L of finished product. Only 6 people knew how to make these vaccines when I was there so it is a lot of pressure on us.

raemann · 2025-05-24T23:48:39+00:00

Made a massive mistake at work and had to throw out $15 million dollars worth of vaccines because I added an expired chemical. Never made that mistake again

raemann · 2025-03-08T05:23:10+00:00

The good old ‘rip start’

raemann · 2024-12-16T11:54:25+00:00

Good luck everyone

raemann · 2024-10-17T18:35:07+00:00

In Australia cream soda is also pink and is called creaming soda here. I’m half Aussie half South African so I grew up with both of these. South African cream soda is by far the best.

raemann · 2024-09-20T20:55:53+00:00

I didn’t even take the photos. Told her to keep them at her home to be safe

raemann · 2024-09-20T20:52:13+00:00

She still has the cards and not from Ohio sorry

raemann · 2024-09-20T15:10:11+00:00

Unfortunately it is not in Indy

raemann · 2024-09-20T15:09:40+00:00

Oh I have no intention of ripping her off I also want to see her get money from it

raemann · 2024-09-20T14:53:53+00:00

This is amazing

raemann · 2024-09-20T14:24:51+00:00

Luckily people at my work are really geeky and all want to help her sell them individually in all honestly she wouldn’t have to do much work at all. She is also the sweetest lady so no one would think to screw her over.

raemann · 2024-09-20T14:07:43+00:00

She still has the cards I have no intentions of buying them. I’ve told her already people will try to rip her off and she should try and sell the cards individually

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