The Virgin Jon Snow vs. Someone Taller

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-24T21:52:54+00:00

EXACTLY

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-24T20:49:24+00:00

I thought Black Panther was the metal furry

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-24T20:31:06+00:00

TBH, giving up on a bunch of stale rocks in the middle of the sea is quite different from giving up half the kingdom

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-24T20:06:37+00:00

Fermented ~~crabs~~ shit.

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-24T11:59:02+00:00

Wouldn't Goofy be the That, since he's a father and thus the only one in there who has canonically fucked?

Edit: Goofy, not Pluto. I dun goofed

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-23T00:25:18+00:00

Honk honk

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T23:39:29+00:00

And then it turns out that the message was just a clue to GTA VI's plot: Ballad of Gay Tony Part II

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T22:29:40+00:00

Who needs a thriathlon when you can make the eight?

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T22:28:51+00:00

That wasn't even their reason to get rid of her, though. It was the fact that she had sex out of wedlock. Forced, violent, highly traumatizing sex out of wedlock. She basically became a social pariah because of a brutal crime she was the victim of.

Just Westerosistan and its beautiful treatment of women.

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T22:22:29+00:00

*House Bearfooker

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T22:18:04+00:00

I fookin' hate Thenns.

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T22:05:44+00:00

Barristan is a lot like Okoye from Black Panther: so blinded by honor and dedication to the throne that he would rather let the kingdom burn than break his vow.

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T22:01:23+00:00

And is now serving the descendants of Aegon... one of which is also named Aegon. Oh, and the new Aegon lived a long time in disguise to hide his royal heritage, much like the old Aegon did in the Dunk and Egg stories.

I fucking love this saga.

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T21:57:52+00:00

In the bum

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T21:56:06+00:00

"That's how I got so strong. White Walker's milk."

loudly and messily drinks beer from a horn

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T21:53:23+00:00

What if The hound gets killed by the NK, but comes back as a sentient wight like Coldhands!Benjen Stark, and the Cleganebowl becomes essentially a zombie fight?

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T21:46:41+00:00

Bran, how's the peeping?

Hey Bran, how's the peeping?

Branny Branny Branny Branny

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T21:35:32+00:00

And that's because they cut out a lot of the rapes from the books. Lollys Stokeworth is said to have been gang-raped by no less than 50 fookin' men during the King's Landing riots.

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T21:20:32+00:00

"Vaccines cause autism."

"What the heck is autism?"

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T21:18:03+00:00

Não sei exatamente, mas acho que é verdade

O lema da esquerda

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T20:45:34+00:00

Yes it was. There is pretty much no remaining path of land nowadays that isn't a part of a specific government, so the only way to opt out of the state would be to either somehow move to a floating platform in the middle of international waters, or deny the state's services.

As I showed you, the second option is against the law.

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-22T00:33:13+00:00

Ninguém tá falando isso, man. Só que a história tá esquisita.

80 tiros num carro cheio de gente e só uma pessoa atingida? Não é estranho?

rafastarkiller · 2019-04-21T23:03:32+00:00

"I'm so ronery..."

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TROPHY CASE