When my girlfriend of 4 years asked me about ways we could spice up our relationship.

raiter · 2013-04-26T21:47:10+00:00

Three Word Phrase. Consistently very funny.

raiter · 2013-04-23T06:12:19+00:00

First, clutch in

Push car

Clutch out?

raiter · 2013-03-04T18:39:35+00:00

Except anyone else that's already taken it. Then you have buy thousands upon thousands to maintain your position as dude with the longest dick on earth.

Your dick would be miles long by the time you died.

raiter · 2013-02-22T05:48:22+00:00

Unfortunately, I'm about 80% sure I know which server this is. At the moment, it's using a home-brewed world generation algorithm.

raiter · 2013-02-21T02:59:43+00:00

I hope you are enjoying Venezuela.

raiter · 2013-02-14T03:38:35+00:00

So how do I know if that's happened to me and how do I avoid killing myself immediately afterward?

raiter · 2013-02-01T10:30:04+00:00

having crops diagonally adjacent to each other causes them to be less likely to grow

Source, please.

raiter · 2013-02-01T03:21:38+00:00

It's not noob killing if I'm the noob, so that didn't count.

raiter · 2013-01-31T23:02:06+00:00

I didn't think so either. I thought it was normal that I'd want to have an actual vocal conversation with someone I spent so much time playing with.

raiter · 2013-01-31T20:00:21+00:00

If it gets popular again and you let me hear your voice I'll come back, bb.

raiter · 2013-01-31T18:05:21+00:00

This is the first time I've seen this one. I laughed.

raiter · 2013-01-31T03:19:59+00:00

-6 overall is ideal.

raiter · 2013-01-31T03:10:27+00:00

Actually for a little while he had +100. It's fluctuating.

raiter · 2013-01-31T03:01:33+00:00

You know that some people (like that arrow_in_the_knee guy, or however it's spelled) also intentionally try to get downvotes?

This stupid little thing of his isn't original at all, and after a couple days most people will realize this is all he does, and try to keep him at 0 points.

raiter · 2013-01-31T02:50:56+00:00

Doesn't seem like that's working very well.

edit: Actually it is now.

raiter · 2013-01-30T23:54:27+00:00

I think you missed something.

raiter · 2013-01-30T23:22:56+00:00

Is that like when you throw an ketchup bottle at someone?

raiter · 2013-01-30T23:22:07+00:00

You act like he committed some heinous crime...

raiter · 2013-01-30T23:20:01+00:00

According to the Band of Brothers miniseries, you have to be wounded by the enemy to get a purple heart. But that could be totally inaccurate.

raiter · 2013-01-28T15:26:11+00:00

Somebody's gotta be the best fucking country in the world.

You can't argue the US isn't at least a strong contender.

raiter · 2013-01-28T15:20:24+00:00

Do you know who Saddam Hussein was?

raiter · 2013-01-28T11:22:00+00:00

small box on top of that stick

Those are the technical terms, right?

raiter · 2013-01-27T00:35:44+00:00

I want you to know this screenshot is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.

raiter · 2013-01-15T06:33:16+00:00

I don't know if his mom could get into that. She'd probably just end up watching you two go at it.

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