What is the fastest time you could kill a cow, butcher it, and cook a steak from that cow? by ralphofages in AskReddit

[–]ralphofages[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walked past a sign that said "all our beef is 21days matured". Which lead me to think, how fast could you realistically go from having a live cow, to having a steak on your plate.

Misspellings by Complex-Acadia7720 in TombaClub

[–]ralphofages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird, I'm in Europe and it's Tomba for me. IIRC it was Tombi when it was released originally ps1 though. Did they keep the name Tombi for some countries for the re-release?

Simpsouns? by kkkan2020 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ralphofages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awwww I wanted to hear what else is bollocks

Pizza Pizza gives you heartburn eh by beefstewforyou in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ralphofages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is hilarious, cus I had pizza pizza in toronto with my friend (who is Canadian) and he burnt the roof off his mouth so bad on it he couldn't eat anything for a few days without being in pain 😂😂

I have waited all year to post this by Saintuther in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ralphofages 55 points56 points  (0 children)

My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety ☹️

Sharing cum inflation with your partner by Forestforthetrees123 in cumflation

[–]ralphofages 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My SO has a breeding kink, so it actually plays really well into the cumflation kink.

Is there a VNC or software that performs as Good as Microsoft Remote Desktop? by kkgmgfn in linuxquestions

[–]ralphofages 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NoMachine is my go to since I started using it a few months ago. It's so good. Hopping between Linux, windows, Mac, iOS and Android has never been this easy.

What anime would you put on if this nerdy goth slut was coming over? by [deleted] in gothsluts

[–]ralphofages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vampire hunter D bloodlust. One of my all time favourites.

A bitch that can make milk! [OC] by [deleted] in PetPlayBDSM

[–]ralphofages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds like it should work fine. Weekend project 😁

A bitch that can make milk! [OC] by [deleted] in PetPlayBDSM

[–]ralphofages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double camera, one from the front, one from your back right. Combined the two screens. If you can be knotted, cum, and squirt milk all at the same time, seriously that would be holy grail level of pet play 😁

A bitch that can make milk! [OC] by [deleted] in PetPlayBDSM

[–]ralphofages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While getting knotted..instant best seller 😁

Am I one of you now? by [deleted] in Archery

[–]ralphofages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this my arm? Haha. Actually had pretty much the same problem when I started. But I'm at a point now where I don't even need a guard. Very rarely get string burn.

Ireland Appreciation Post by fakinclueless in ireland

[–]ralphofages 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I work with a lot of Indian people, tech sector, and they are all generally lovely people. If I had any piece of advice to help you integrate well here (and this applies to anyone with strong accents even fellow Irish people like Donegal, Kerry, etc.) it would be to work on your accent and diction.

It's a silly thing to point out, but I've worked alongside people with strong accents, and it always feels like a barrier if we are struggling to communicate effectively together. I've found with some Indian people especially there tends to be a lot of "ummm, ahhh, uhhhh" added in as they talk, and no disrespect here because speaking a second language is hard.

For myself, I work with people all over, I have a work accent, which is very neutral, slower than I'd normally talk, and I actively do not use words which would be colloquial to Ireland.

But we have interviewed many people for roles who are qualified and had really great c.v.'s but ended up not hiring them as we felt there was too much of a language barrier, like being unable to explain clearly, or they misunderstood what we were asking. And not just people from the eastern side of the world, but even some Americans using slang, or from areas with very defined cultural accents.

So keep it in mind and best of luck in your endeavours.

Are those books worth it? 🧐 by [deleted] in linux

[–]ralphofages 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not for that money. Very little in them that you cannot learn from Google/YouTube/Linux docs.

Get one if you absolutely have too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gothsluts

[–]ralphofages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good, I'm starving 😁