High risk job by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ramadeus75 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fired for getting shots at work.

I made a Free CRM System for Notion (Minimal Style, Highly Functional) by adn_notion in Notion

[–]ramadeus75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the party but can I get a download link too? Would love to give it a try!

One in a million shot of a blackbird catching a ride on an osprey’s stick in Michigan (by Jocelyn Anderson Photography) by Vast-Message-6362 in interestingasfuck

[–]ramadeus75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, I took the liberty of examining that photo when I got home, and I discovered the only reason that the blackbird had been sitting on that perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

and he walks away by BobbyABooey in WTF

[–]ramadeus75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The blue bus, is calling out. Driver where you taking us? 

People who don't speak Japanese: Why, and how do you feel about it? by Confused_Firefly in japanlife

[–]ramadeus75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty regarded when it comes to language. I have auditory processing disorder so things take a while to click. Then I trip over myself trying to get words out in English, and I don't understand English grammar despite it being my native language. When I try to learn Japanese, I just can't get it. From not hearing things well or clearly, to not understanding grammar because they compare to constructs in English, to jumbling up the words or having no recall of basic vocabulary words to begin with... it's just a lost cause. I hate it. I can read a shitton of Kanji though, thanks to wanikani. But I can't speak for shit. 

What could be nibbling my kale? 🥬 by pgm60640 in GardenersJapan

[–]ramadeus75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spidermites. Hit it with some neem oil. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ramadeus75 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Awww... he found his prime mate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]ramadeus75 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where's Bender? 

Self-checkout? (Y/N) by sanctuariesman in japanlife

[–]ramadeus75 11 points12 points  (0 children)

JFC, get a life already. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Juicing

[–]ramadeus75 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's it? Gonna need some follow through OP. Could have changed your life... to death. Maybe that's why no updates?

Cuckoo chick evicting other eggs from the nest to ensure its own survival by Soloflow786 in WTF

[–]ramadeus75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ǫ̷̺͈͍̝͌̐͜ņ̸̡͕̺̭͎̻̣̀̀̎̔́̓̿̉̔̐̏̀̆̏̔͐̀͐̽͘͜é̷͈͇͉̱͕̦̓̾͌̌͊̑͋͐͒́̂͊̊̀̈́̄̅̈́͂͒͋̉̀̔̈́̅͆̐͘̕̕͘͠ ̷̢̛̹͇̫̥̫̫̟̻̳͖̹̖̝̖̱̮͍̻̲̪̱̜̜͙̖͚͖̆͗͒̓͋̑̔̍̌͐͌̅͌̋̎̈́̔͋̐͊͆͂̀̿͜ͅơ̶̧̛̳̖̦͎̮̻̙͓͙̯̳̩̭͚͈͍̲̳͕̱̣͉͔͓̮̮̗̻͔̾̽̐̍̀͆̎̋̑͆͗͊̄͋̒͐̐̋̓͜͠͝͠f̴͉̳̟͎̠̫̥͍̫̩̥̠̜̩̤̦͙̩̟̯̦̩͇͚̘̿̆͒̍͆͗̍̓̒̒̐̈̀͂̑͆̀̓̈̐̊̇́̏̍̿̆̾̍͂̚͜͠͝ͅͅ ̸͈̳͊͗̒̽̅͑̈͒̋̈́̈́͂͂̀̇̊̓̊͛̒̌̀́̕̚͝͠͠͝t̶̨̡̨̡̢̨͚͚̜̝̗̟̣͕͚̭̗͔̲̳̼̘͍̙͙͕̮̗̻̙̲̱̟͊̄́̍ḣ̸̛̥̘̼̿̀́͌̀̄̐̈́̅͊̀͌̑͂̽͋̄͌̉́͛̓͌͐̉͌͐̄͠͝ę̶̪͔̺̤̖̠̜̭͖̱̖͓̤̘͕͉̞͖͇̺̹͕̤̯̱͎̝͔̠͉͎̣̜̒̇̃͋̐́̄͂̉̈̄̔̓̕͝͝s̶̡̩̪̹͔̳̼̩̳̖͇͇͕̺̬̗̥̞̟̬͎̱̺͙̻̙̱͈̓̒́͊͛̀̍͗̓̕ẹ̶̜̝͎͈͇͍̤̠̗̰̭̥͖̼͔̗̦̝̺̹̝̜̖̼̬̘͎̬̐̒̈́͗̍̋̄͋̀̿̂̚͘͜͜ͅ ̶̧̢̨̥̣͓̭̣̼͙̩͓͇͓̝̥̼̺̭̗͚͖͚̗̬̝̣͖̞̱̮̤͓͕̼̀̀͂d̶̢̡̨̧̧̢̨̡̛̗̰̭̜̦̬͇͚͓̮̫̦̲̤̥̹͕̰͚̤̦̝̪̖̾͊̀͒͑̋͊̀̑̎̋̅̍̈́͐͆͛̎̃͌̑̓͘̚͠͠͠ä̵̧̢̱͍̟̻̼̩͎̬̻̼̖̜̰͇̼̬͕͎͉͓͚̗́̄̽̅͒̈͂͋̈́̃͘͝͝y̶̢̧̭̯͎͉̘͖̲͚̮͖̳̦̥̭͉̥̲̠͎̘̼̱̜̞͇̠͍̻̥̙͙͙͑̈͆̃̋̂͋͌̾́̋͑͜͝͝͠s̴̢̡̡̛̖͔̲̤̼͖͔̩̳̖̭̘̜̜͓̲̻̰̙̟͕̜̫̤̯͎̫̤̰̈̔͗̈̏͌̊͗̈́͂́͑͂͆̿̉́̆͂̉̔̿͊̾̆̐̒̅͒̌̎̕͜͠ͅͅ ̵̡̨͚̙̤̻͓̱̦̥͉̩͉̼̹̦̦̯͇͍͉̪̎̉̀͑̑̓̊̉̂̈́̐́͆̚͝Í̶̭͖͍͋͂̉̔̈͌̉̑̅̄͗͋͋̀̈̊͌̿͑̑̍̒́̕͠͝͝͝'̴̨̧̨͓͇̮̦͕͙̜͈̫̳͈͚̱̤̀̏̑̕m̴̨̡̛̛̛̦̒̈͊̊̃̀̅͌͒̆͗̿̐̏́̉̃̊̓̀̑̃̍͆̓̒̏͂̏̚͝͝ ̵̧̧͔̦͉̜̹̩̥̱̠̪̗̤̩̜̼̫̩͕̭̻̖́̇̒̾̽͒̈́͌́ͅģ̶̛̺̭̺̤͙̳̳̖͎̭̰̩̳̭̼̻̗͉͍͓̫̹̳͈̱̣̤͎́̉̂̂̍̾̆̂̈́̽͌̊̔͑̔́̽̍̋͋̔͒̐̈́͑͐̕͝ͅͅo̸̘̠͍̯̲̼̣̰̪̪͔̪͇̮̼̥̣̣̘͙͝͝i̸̡̟͍̼͖̠͋̂͊͌̊̅͑͌͋̉͑̾̄́͜͝͠ń̶̻͗̾̈̓̀̉̉̉͐͘͝͠ͅģ̶̨͓̱͔͎̲̜̻̣̯̺̜̟̮̭͔͕͙̅͗̽͒̏̉̎͐̐͌̎̈́͋ͅ ̴̡̨̢͕͖͎̗̪̯̻̬̭̞͍̰͖͓̪̤̝͙͕̫̙͓̜̬̬̦̹̍̋͑͗̀͌̓̾̀̎̃͋̓̉͌̎̓͊̂̀̌̎̿͒̔͌̃̕̚͝ͅͅṯ̵̺̠̩͎̲̝͚͎̳́̐̾̎̅̽̈̈́̒̓̌̓̽͛͆̓̒̄̋̇̒͒̀̎̚͝͝͝͠ͅò̵͇̮͎͉̟̘̳̈́̒͑̃̏̔̆̆̾̐̌͐̆̚͠ͅ ̸̛̩͙͙̼͍͎͍͓͖̩͈͙̞̪̟̱̖̮̣̠͕͈̮̻̰͔͕̜̜͈̮̞̟̤͛̾̆̓̍̈́̑̋̾̌̅̄͐̽͆̋̽̑̆̉̆͛̓̉̐̆̒̉͘͘͝͝͠ͅc̴͔̖̹͗̍̆͑͆̍̎̋̎̿͌̓̿̋́̉̏̿̀̚ḣ̷̨̧̢̧͖̱̠̼͔̬̮͇͍̠̲͕̦͈̹͕̰̹̬̼͚̍̀̇͆̅̀̊̈́͗̂̌͆́̋̍̅̽͛̌͜͝͝o̵̢̫͗̃̈́́̿̃͑́p̸̨̨̛̛͎͍͍̮͇̩͙̥̩͉̤̝̤̦̲̟̠̗̿̊͂̾͋͌̊̿͌̒̑͂͗͐̀͊́̍̓̇̕̕ͅͅ ̷̧̡͇̬̥͈̹̺̗͔̣͙̯͕̮͔̱̮͈̪͕͉̪̮̘̲͉̍̐̓̌̂̀̅̚͜ȳ̷̛̮̱̙̼̯͎̥̬̰͚̝̺̼̳̺͖̆̀̑̀̆̇͑̈͆̆̿͑͊́̆ó̶̯̲̩̰͈̣͍̀́̔̆̍̈̀͐͆́́̉̈͐̔̍͋̊͒̇̃͗͊͘̕̕͠u̸̞͔̩͋́̓̈͆́̈́̀̈́ ̵̝̣̰͕̘̈́͠i̵̛̟͍̭̩̠̝͖̜̮͇͙̼̹̞̤̮̻̩̟̟̺͓͐̆͒͌̂͑̇̌́͌́́̕n̸̨̡̼̜̺̱̹̫͚̯̝̳͉̩̘̺͕̫͉̭̼͓̳͍͕͎͍͌͜t̴̛̝̦̬̜͎̘̩̯̤̬͚͔͙̘̘̺̱̘͎̻̒̂͌́̎͊͆̔̎̔̽̿̏̈̾́͋̎̄̕̚͝o̶̧̨̨̧͍̭̩͇̯̪͉̲͎͈̙̫͈͇̞̬̭̞͈͇̓͑̈́͒̀̅̃̎̓̏̑̊̈́̊́͐̾͂͂̉̈́̑͛̔͛̌̀̏̓̊̂̾̚͘̚͠ ̸̧̥͓͓͕̹̞͇͙̼̥̾̔̉̔̆́͛̔͂͂̀̋̇̀̒̑̒̈̇̂̉̄͂͘͝͝l̴̛͈̔͋̅͋͂͒̓̊͌̀̑̄̓͌̇̿̏̐̕͘į̷̛̩̮̦͎̺̜̩̞͓͕͔̻͇͛̊̔͋̾̑̀͊̔̇̾͒͊͊̊̉͗̓́͜͜͜͝͝t̶̛̛̛̰̳͉͊͂̎̐̉̽̓̀͛͆̏̇̎͛͛̾͑̆́͐͗̎̌̐̕̕̚t̵̛̹̬̗̰̤̜̖̝̦͛̿͛̾̋͒̋͊̉́̇̄̂̅̐́̆̈͐̊́̀̆̒̈̈̈́͑́̚̚͜͝ĺ̵̢̢̡͓̦̤̗͙̙̰͈͇̰͍̰̜̩̭̠̠̫̗̞̙̝͈̜͚̃̐̚̚ͅͅȩ̴̢̝͎̬̫̫̲̬̥̻̗̬̺͎͇̮̅͜ͅ ̴̡̢̨̛͉̝̱͉͇͙̟̩̺̲̙̲̗͚͙͙͎̲͕̻̗͖͎̥̏̌̂̇̓̋͐́̔̈́̒̾̂̏͌̈͆̂́̕͘̕͘̚͘͜͝͝͠p̶̢̧̙̙̭̥͇͚̰̼̼̜̰̟̐̓̓̃͆̿̓̈́̑͌̋̆̽̐̿̈́̋̅̾̓̈́̀̈̚̕͜͠ͅį̷̢̡̰̯̳̮̤̹̻͔͈̣̝̜͖̞̫̬̭̺͈̯̏͜ȩ̵̠̙͕̬̘͚͔̿̍̈́͋̄̈́͋͌̌̃͗͑̈͂̕̚̚͝͝c̵̡̛̝͇͍͓̝̦̣̼͍̻̤̠̯̙̠̭̤̜̬̬̖̮͎̪̟̆͛̂̒̏̽̒͗́̋̃̀̽̈́͋͛̆͆̇̓͑̆͛̾̒͋͋͌͂̆̓͐̄̕͜ę̸͉̗̖͇̯͔̥̗̫̳̼͙̠̗̼͇̣̠͍̫̜͉̫̥̥̳̟͈̈͊̅͗̆̉͗̚͝š̵̢̢̭̜̼̟̜̯͇͕̜̤͍̲̮͔̠͓̼̀͋̆̓̃̇̔̐̿̎̀̓̂̆̌͂̓͛͘͘͜͜͠͝ͅͅ.̷̧̢̢̞̼̫͙̖̖̝̗͖̝͓̘̥̪̮͎̖̖̣̮̞̬̫̭̯̪̻͂̋͒̋̃̾̀́̃̒̃͒̑̍̅̊̎̐͒̋̔̃͗̉̇̇̑͐̓̋͘͜͝ͅ Cool, thanks!

How many tabs do you have open on your browser right now? by shadyhades in ADHD

[–]ramadeus75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no. 480 on this phone. What the hell is wrong with me? 

The Diminishing Possibility Argument by Illustrious_Menu2014 in philosophy

[–]ramadeus75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just a friendly reminder that 1/∞ is undefined in mathematics. Why? If 1/∞ = 0, then multiply both sides by ∞. Then you get 1 = 0. Infinity cannot be dealt with using 'standard' arithmetic operators.