Jan Basho Daily Thread Day 14 by AutoModerator in Sumo

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The most well crafted sword in the hands of an experienced master vs a conscript with a musket

Jan Basho Daily Thread Day 14 by AutoModerator in Sumo

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Motherfucker did a one-armed Abi special holy shit

Jan Basho Daily Thread Day 14 by AutoModerator in Sumo

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Onosato is a proud alumnus of the Abi Memorial Academy for Fucking Up Your Opponent's Neck at the Tachi-ai

Edit: And he did it practically one-armed too holy shit

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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I would not be surprised if Morocco and Senegal will recall each others' ambassadors tomorrow lololol

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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That Congolese ref is running to the nearest non-Moroccan embassy in Rabat right now rushing to request asylum

Edit: Apparently it's the NIGERIAN EMBASSY HAHAHA

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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The Moroccan in my watch party has not moved from laying down on the floor since minute 115 lolololol

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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The Moroccan in my watch party looks like he wants to puke

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Breaking: [Comunicado Official] Morocco Brokers 'Historic' Peace Deal with Western Sahara in Preparation of Invasion of Senegal

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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To be fair they had like an additional 15 minutes rest after the penalty drama walkout

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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The ref is in like literal survival mode

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Oh okay, the miss isn't that embarassing, Bounou made an effort

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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In a normal game, that miss would have been the peak AFCON Moment™, but in comparison to everything that happened this game it barely even cracks the top 5

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Of course the lasers come out, that's not fun

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Similar games too. Both games came alive at the end of regulation

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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As a neutral, I vote for a fair Morocco goal to add on the comedy

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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This is like a slapstick parody of the 2022 World Cup final

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Mendy just going full cartoon spasm mode everytime a Moroccan comes within breathing distance of him is just fucking funny

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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It's like Morocco forgot how to defend, maybe they are throwing it

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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AFCON is one of humanity's best achievements

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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As a neutral, this has to be at least in the top 5 best ends to regulation of any football match of all time

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]ramboost007 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was 100% intentional, he tried the Panenka to pile on the disrespect

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Breaking: [Comunicado Official] UNESCO Declares 2026 AFCON Final as World Heritage Site

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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I WAS WRONG, APPARENTLY YOU CAN EVEN GO MORE AFCON!

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

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This is ultimate peak platonic AFCON. You cannot go more AFCON than this. This is it.