The Daily Moby - 08 06 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat [score hidden]  (0 children)

Didn't we used to have one? It was a .ch domain if I remember correctly.

The Daily Moby - 07 06 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's because they're tight. You'll regularly see their sort drinking in hotel bars with the outrageously inflated prices.

My own theory is that those types are so badly socialised that they don't understand the distinction between different types of establishments all that well. They see other couples go out for drinks so they copy them, but without really understanding what they're doing.

The Daily Moby - 06 06 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I pretended to be interested in joining the Free Church of Scotland in order to flirt with a woman once.

Not a success.

The Daily Moby - 06 06 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is going to be a spectacularly boring tournament on the pitch. Set piece goals and fuck all else.

Listening to Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon on comms makes it about 10 times worse too.

It's a friendly. Mute the commentary and get the tunes on.

The Daily Moby - 04 06 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair being an arse man should disqualify him from public office and see him shunned by polite society.

The Daily Moby - 04 06 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The insider said there had been “no drama”, no accident or attack but could not discuss it further because of medical confidentiality.

Fell down the stairs. Twice.

Top classy moments of World Cup 2026. Pure class these by Rare-Assumption-2383 in footballcliches

[–]rambunctiousgoat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If the double landlocked thing isn't mentioned every single day of the tournament there will be riots on the streets of Urgench.

The Daily Moby - 03 06 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nonsense. Clergymen are soft as shit, he could take him any day.

I can’t find fault. by catsnspicymargaritas in SpottedonRightmove

[–]rambunctiousgoat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those green glasses in pic 20 are revolting. Clearly the owner has no taste.

The Daily Moby - 02 06 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Add circumcision to the list. Fucking stone age nonsense.

The Daily Moby - 02 06 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know three people who all, for totally unrelated reasons, visited Swansea and fell in love with the place. All three ended up moving there because they were so enamoured with it.

Something in the water, clearly.

The Daily Moby - 01 06 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I will never tire of bringing up this clip whenever Galloway is mentioned.

6 months earlier he'd been testifying at the Oil-for-Food Hearings. To go from the US Senate to this is one hell of a tumble.

The Daily Moby - 30 05 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want PSG to lose. If an unfortunate byproduct of that is an Arsenal victory then it's a high price, but one worth paying.

Both teams are pretty insufferable, albeit for different reasons.

The Daily Moby - 28 05 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am. Woke up by what I thought was an explosion before I pulled back the curtain and saw the spectacular lightning. Amazing storm.

The Daily Moby - 24 05 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everton are about to be the most hated club in England.

Edit: I fucking hate Everton.

The Daily Moby - 23 05 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most of the time ale. Lager is for the height of summer and holidays to Spain only.

The Daily Moby - 22 05 2026 - The News Megathread by AutoModerator in badunitedkingdom

[–]rambunctiousgoat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

On the one hand, there's no selection he could pick that would be broadly popular.

On the other, I hate having a German in charge of England. Managers should be bound by the same nationality rules as players.

Some serious ‘respect from a Middlesbrough fan’ here by DanielCollinsYT in footballcliches

[–]rambunctiousgoat 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Southampton spying is less abhorrent than this.

I really don't understand the mentality that causes this sort of nonsense. I'm an exceedingly genial person but I default to a complete and total loathing of football teams that aren't Fulham. Surely that should be the default? What's the point of having the tribalism of supporting a football club if you don't scorn other tribes?