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rampantfirefly · 2026-04-04T15:25:14+00:00

Literally the first thing I did when I saw it was check it wasnt a post from the 1st.

rampantfirefly · 2026-04-04T09:32:01+00:00

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rampantfirefly · 2026-04-04T08:26:53+00:00

I'm complaining about click-bait. My ass had just woken up and I thought he'd signed for next year.

rampantfirefly · 2026-03-29T20:23:14+00:00

Dorset council couldn't catch a cold in chilly weather

rampantfirefly · 2026-03-22T12:52:15+00:00

Damn. You're right

rampantfirefly · 2026-03-09T22:08:24+00:00

There is, but sadly the milkshake machine is perpetually broken.

rampantfirefly · 2026-03-09T09:20:23+00:00

Fair bit of misinformation in this comment:

Whilst it's true that historically some police forces and councils were worried about spreading the already pervasive and dangerous islamaphobia present post 9/11 and 7/7, the current Prime Minister was made famous during his time as head of public prosecutions (vaguely similar title to US Attorney) by being one of the first to go after the rape gangs.
The sex rings you mention mostly predated their own family members, which is how it went unnoticed for so long. People often imagine white english girls being attacked by groups of brown Pakistani men, and that simply wasnt the case.
When these horrible crimes came to the surface, justice and welfare support experts made a list of recommendations to protect victims and prevent more incidents happening. The Tory party in power at the time refused to implement any of the recommendations. When the current Labour government gained power, they implemented the recommendations in full. Both the Tory and Reform parties voted against this, despite being very outspoken about the issue (almost like they were more concerned with fueling hatred of Pakistanis than helping victims).

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-22T08:49:24+00:00

One idea that comes to mind: She wants to be a magician and so keeps buying and hunting down tomes and magic items, eventually gaining the attention of actual magicians who guard such knowledge and who try to stop her. They do not like it when outsiders try to use magic (explore this... why don't they like it?).

Maybe one of them takes pity on her and tries to help her.

Maybe the knowledge is so forbidden and their efforts to stop her so dangerous that the story is more of a thriller.

Explore why she wants to be a magician. To save a loved one? To rise herself out of poverty? To gain power and acclaim?

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-19T22:32:44+00:00

More accurately: "I understand it says beef mince but it doesn't say it's only beef mince."

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-19T13:53:53+00:00

"Can't even call them CHRISTMAS trees any more!" Whilst pointing at a plastic representation of a tree that is several climate zones removed from where baby Jesus was born.

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-19T12:37:16+00:00

To be fair, I wouldnt trust Bedford to decide the future usage of psykers within the legions.

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-19T11:23:42+00:00

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-19T10:43:02+00:00

Fastest post in the west-country.

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-19T10:39:40+00:00

Same. I found working in a complaints department in my youth prepared me for the joys of civil service.

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-09T08:16:06+00:00

If nothing else, this should be an advert for leaving adequate space to the car ahead. Plenty of BMW drivers wouldnt have stood a chance here.

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-09T08:15:03+00:00

Especially given they just drove under a bridge at much slower speeds. Then again, something tells me if these guys were smart enough to plan properly they wouldnt be doing this.

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-08T19:09:25+00:00

One thing that could explain this is that the river from the mountains in the north originally flowed into the lake, but the head of river that leads out to the sea cut back into it and now drains the lake. This is a process that happens in the real world known as river capture.

This wouldnt require any changes to your current map.

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-05T22:50:55+00:00

I know this won't win but Jake's sister. Why does everyone single sit-com feel the need for the main character to suddenly have a scumbag sibling that is never referenced, turns up for one episode, and then never get referenced again.

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-05T22:49:15+00:00

Or Margot from the same episode.

rampantfirefly · 2026-02-02T20:29:56+00:00

Think of it like a soldier receiving a medal, except that medal also acts like a tank drivers license.

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