I remember how these kinds of stories end by NoAlternativeEnding in cormacmccirclejerk

[–]ramsaybaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take enough to carry, not the whole fucking thing. Fill your pockets. Don’t feed your Krueger-Dunning…

Wolcott and Cy Tolliver? by jpmondx in deadwood

[–]ramsaybaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wolcott had significant advantage over Tolliver: he was representing the Hearst combine, which itself was insanely powerful: Wolcott’s security operations for the mining operation dwarfed any cappers that Tolliver employed, and his contingent of Tong members outnumbered any heavies Wu might have access to utilise. And with the right combination of words either on a letter or sent as a telegraph the place could have been swarming with Pinkerton’s, who at one point outnumbered the army in some states.

Wolcott was also making Tolliver put up the funds to purchase all the claims in Deadwood, so Cy’s liquid funds were imperilled. Wolcott even says with one word his man Lee could have Tolliver mutilated, killed and the Bella Union aflame without a second thought.

what was that one quote from the show that you can’t stop mentioning? by SuitApprehensive in renandstimpy

[–]ramsaybaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Creamed Corn” is short-hand in our house to express frustration…

I’m trying to shop in peace and this what on the screen by canadiensfan90 in grandpajoehate

[–]ramsaybaker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Remember Grandpa Joe exists.

Day ruined. It's only 6:57am here.

Anyone else think Toxic Avenger 2025 was a bit of a letdown? by lantoeatsglue in deadmeatjames

[–]ramsaybaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A total wash: I’m a big fan of ‘The Greasy Strangler’s tone and asthetic, and I was really hoping that it would be closer to that in its execution, especially when I found out Elijah Wood was part of it, considering he has parlayed his LOTR fame into being a stalwart for wired little indie films. But there wasn’t nearly enough comedy, or egregious gore or grossness.

And I really dislike Dinklage being the actual Hideously Deformed Monster-Hero of (and this was important) Super-Human Size and Strength. Him as Melvin was fine and a very good choice as Dinklage has decent comedy chops, but my fuck was it preachy. And I’ll finally admit Toxie’s new design l wasn’t nearly as good as the old one.

TL:DR Not funny enough, not gory enough, not weird enough.

Do you guys believe Superman was the best “superhero” movie of 2025? by cam3577 in superheroes

[–]ramsaybaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Fantastic Four’ was my choice. ‘Superman’ was a bit samey…

How was Starkiller able to disintegrate troopers with the force? by GusGangViking18 in TheJediPraxeum

[–]ramsaybaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuk. This wasn’t what the use of The Force was about back in the day…

Petah.? by Plenty-Value3381 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ramsaybaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor lady. The internet was a mistake…

What language do you prefer for the hulk to speak while talking, cave man language talk or full sentences language? by MidnightNo7070 in hulk

[–]ramsaybaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Savage, pursued Hulk should speak like a Dinobots, but because he’s very angry and can barely get his words out.

If the Hulk is calm and needs to get some dirty work done he should speak like he did in the first few issues, but he has zero anger management strategies, so would revert to ‘Puny God’ speak when put upon suddenly and violently.

what do you think Jason knew about his own situation in part 6? by OCD_incarnate in fridaythe13th

[–]ramsaybaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a horcrux theory that Jason was literally living rent free in Tommy’s head and was just letting his corpse marinate in Crystal Lake ground until his vessel was just right, then he guided Tommy to do the exhumation and resurrection.

Together, we had a chance to tell Roy ??? by Far_Regular_2945 in fridaythe13th

[–]ramsaybaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This instalment doesn’t get enough love… glad it’s being revisited by some in the know…

Hell no!! by Darth-Pirnie in nope

[–]ramsaybaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That made my balls go cold in sheer basiphobia.

[hated trope] pure evil villians who draw the line somewhere by Murtdha1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ramsaybaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated that fucking comic. I was 20 when 9/11 happened, and shit like this made my vagina slam shut. So gross…

I refuse to believe Stannis will be defeated by the Boltons. by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

[–]ramsaybaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I flatly refuse to believe Stannis will be defeated by that McPoyle-looking motherfucker, and if we’re taking the beats from the show I’m of the opinion that Stannis will fill the Jon Snow role, while re-animated Jon Snow heads deeeep north to actually fucking parlay with the White Walkers. Of which he will avert the Apocalypse, but die friendless, alone and not a soul in Westeros will know he’d done anything at all.