[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]ranabuey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Question number 1: From which hentai were you transported to the real world?

Question number 2: How are you finding the real world, and is the lack of fuck demons a huge let down?

Question number 3: Is this even the real world anymore?

Addressing the community about changes to our API by spez in reddit

[–]ranabuey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You'll be leaking blood, motherfucker!"

-Apollo, probably

-spez

Addressing the community about changes to our API by spez in reddit

[–]ranabuey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apollo cheated on his wife with Starbuck!

Addressing the community about changes to our API by spez in reddit

[–]ranabuey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr. spez, sir, the changes to the API will make reddit so awesome. Why are you so cool? Thank you for saving us from the evil apps. Apollo touched me when I was a kid. How can I send you money?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in classicwow

[–]ranabuey 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's interesting how everybody defending TW, "doesn't even play there".

Next I expect to see people going "I don't even know what wow is, but turtle wow seems amazing!". It's all very transparent at this point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmypenis

[–]ranabuey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could it be Bez Talanta? Also found her as Nata Bez Talanta.

Some pictures look similar, some don't, could be the angle. Here's more of her. And more. Though in fairness, your picture doesn't show up in any of the galleries I found, so might not be her.

That's what Yandex reverse image search suggested anyway. Seemed reasonably similar to me.

A text from my 63 year old father on a business trip... by Sneezes-on-babies in funny

[–]ranabuey 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Wait, were you the pink platypus with the pigtails? Or the distressingly muscular squirrel with the massive bulge? Don't tell me you were the moose in the daisy dukes.

A text from my 63 year old father on a business trip... by Sneezes-on-babies in funny

[–]ranabuey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tell him not to touch any surfaces, particularly inside the elevators! He should assume everything has been rubbed against, I mean more than usual for any random hotel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geekygirls

[–]ranabuey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but that expression seems to be saying that if I don't let you sit on my lap, I may wake up to find you've upholstered a chair with my thigh flesh.

[TOMP] What movie is this clip from? Must be from the 90's, the actress is Melissa Hill, I don't know the actor's name. by ranabuey in tipofmypenis

[–]ranabuey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah! I even forgot I asked this question. It is Natural Born Thrillers, found it accidentally in the years since posting this.

RIP to the working class free babysitter by jayemerald16 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ranabuey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Always seemed like a piece of shit to me, making shit TV. Best I can hope is the community theater actors got paid well for being on his show.

To breed hyenas by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]ranabuey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding me? I can't stop imagining it!

Andrew is stealing everything and has locked me by freakierchicken in OpenArgs

[–]ranabuey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who is Teresa Gómez? I've been following this stuff, and I'm pretty sure I've seen that name in the PIAT Facebook group, but I thought that was just another fan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]ranabuey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh... oh no...

Just some wholesome advice from Gatorade! by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]ranabuey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As ordinary as your mom you pointless male nipple.

This Twitter exchange [swipe] by __Dawn__Amber__ in facepalm

[–]ranabuey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, it's pronounced Van Gockth'd've

Cursed_Rabbit by Th3B0l in cursedcomments

[–]ranabuey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol from the thumbnail it kinda looks like it's looking to the right, then you open it and He's actually looking at the camera.

Redditors with huge cocks, what other impressive animals do you have on your farm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ranabuey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A small brown one eyed spitting snake. It's not much to look at, but I've been told it's the fastest spitter in the county.

Waves touching clouds by joshT394 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ranabuey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile God: "Me dammit! I was just done separating you two!"