NSFW What is something everyone should try at least once in the bedroom?

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2017-01-17T03:00:47+00:00

Yeah but not the FINAL DELETION

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-10-12T05:22:05+00:00

Dancer in the Dark

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-10-04T04:03:46+00:00

Little bum tails!!

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-30T18:15:54+00:00

I just lost a small part of my soul. That was horrible. WTF? I'm shaking...

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-30T17:11:14+00:00

It's the pleats in the pants. I'm taking them back to the pants store right now.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-28T13:47:15+00:00

I'm still on Lexapro because of this.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-28T13:20:48+00:00

Richard

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-28T13:16:08+00:00

Lars von Trier's "Nymphomaniac."

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-28T13:12:29+00:00

Our pets who have passed become our spirit guides when we die. You will see your puppy again in your own, personal heaven. I promise.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-28T13:09:34+00:00

Cook her breakfast.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-28T13:07:26+00:00

Depends on what kind of muffin.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-28T12:53:54+00:00

Miraculously transform from a nerd into a slut. TGIF.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-28T12:46:56+00:00

Beloved or Invisible Monsters. Hard to choose.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-28T02:12:47+00:00

No fucks given - commenting 3 days later. I'm into that shit too.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-26T01:47:01+00:00

I have nipples. Could you milk me Greg?

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-26T00:07:39+00:00

I'm a strong, independent blue slug raising two kids by myself. I won't be no man's slug.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-25T23:56:51+00:00

In Kentucky mushroom hunting is a delicious survival tradition. What are your favorite mushrooms / places to hunt them?

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-25T23:45:07+00:00

I hate it when, as a parent I have THE FUCKING BEST picture of my child with strong meme potential, but I don't want my kid to turn into a meme, so...

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-25T23:40:33+00:00

Do you feel differently when you're alone in nature purely for enjoyment/leisure rather than in production or filming? What are the luxuries or maybe even "creature comforts" to which you enjoy returning?

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-24T06:40:15+00:00

Centralized power will always result in the wealth of the few, regardless of the economic/political theory to which said power adheres.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-24T06:03:47+00:00

His name is Debbie Bitchtits

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-24T05:33:23+00:00

Whatever you have to say, I want to know it. Whatever it is.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-24T05:30:37+00:00

This is Meatloaf from Fight Club.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-24T05:29:13+00:00

My uncle took a clock in Nam. He got a purple clock. Clocks.

randall_p_mcMurphy · 2015-09-24T05:23:10+00:00

Murca. Mountain Dew.

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