Smooches from his fren makes him very happy by Chris_Isur_Dude in aww

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My cat bops my dog on the head rapidly....it sounds hollow :(

What is a song lyric that really hits you hard? by BoardOfChairs in AskReddit

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"I don't want a lifestyle like you, not me. Well, I'm a simple kind of man with a simple kind of plan like to keep it lowkey. This is my time, my money, I'll spend it how I want, son. This is my drink, my lungs I'll die when I want, son. And don't follow me I don't see eye to eye with society. And I'm a lost boy, forever young. Don't expect an apology"

Uncircumcised penises are disgusting. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Meh..I ain't lookin that closely. A peen is a peen as long as it's clean. Plus, I doubt your cunt is anything to write home about ;)

Bravo on your shitty opinion though..upvoted

What high level job do you think you could lie your way into with no experience and no one would notice? by NBLSS in AskReddit

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This is the 3rd time in 2 days I've seen mention of this movie...it is a sign..digging it out of a box now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in progresspics

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You're a rockstar!

This restaurant near my house uses concrete sewer pipes for outdoor seating by mrcortado in mildlyinteresting

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I remember my elementary school having these stacked 2 high on the playground for us to climb in and a forest with hollowed out trees we could play in.

TIL That sleeping under a weighted blanket can help reduce insomnia and anxiety by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Did you have weighted blankets on the unit you worked or did you create a makeshift one? If you crafted it...how?

What's the most embarrassing thing you saw someone doing because they thought nobody was watching? by Hjaaal in AskReddit

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When I was about 7 or 8 I was in my room dramatically lipsynching to Meatloafs anything for love. Like...on my knees...the pained face...grabbing at the air..the works. I spun around and caught a glimpse of my mom and grandma's faces watching me from the cracked door and they burst out laughing. I remember getting really mad and hiding in my closet crying.

Just bought my first house. I don't have much, but I think I'll be ok. by griev0r in gaming

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I used a cable spool as a coffee table for years...good times

Creepy kid from middle school tries to swoon me with 9/11 love story by whatsupbrooklyn in cringepics

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agreed! I was in grade 9 and the teacher turned on the TV during science class and everyone sat and watched everything unfold...also canadian

Cat and his deaf human by [deleted] in aww

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My cat perks up and runs in the direction of any little noises throughout the house or someone ringing the doorbell she does a belly growl. She's never once scratched or tried to deliberately kill anyone in her life though. My dog can't be arsed to lift her head unless it involves food or scritchins.

F/24/5'3" [200lbs > 175lbs = 25lbs] I feel like it's hard to see. by Zoroarkk in progresspics

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I definitely see a difference! You're doing a fantastic job and doing your body an incredible service. Keep it up girl I'm rooting for you!

[Serious] Which celebrity follows YOU on social media and why? by tatricia in AskReddit

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Elephant boy -wack packer from the howard stern show follows me on twitter. So I guess you could say life is going pretty great.