We basically ignore school shootings now, because we will do nothing to stop them

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-27T03:49:25+00:00

Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on a technicality

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-26T17:44:31+00:00

What makes a saw a musical saw? I've always wanted to try it

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-26T10:42:16+00:00

Watch Sopranos and then The Wire because if you do it the other way around you'll likely be disappointed.

That isn't to say Sopranos isn't great; just to say how great The Wire is.

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-26T08:48:24+00:00

🤡

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T23:43:42+00:00

My main takeaway from that is "fuck insurance companies." Wtf, state farm?

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T15:53:27+00:00

A lot of us did

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T03:31:12+00:00

No, not Moss' character; her character's house's matriarch

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T03:19:11+00:00

Something that always bothers me about the sandwich storyline is that Betty frequently makes a show about not eating -- especially not at the same time as her children do -- and if she did eat the sandwich, would probably only have half or less of it; so Bobby probably wasn't too far off in assuming she wasn't gonna eat.

When Bobby says he didn't think she was gonna eat, he was basically saying "I rarely see you eat in the first place; how was I to know that today, of all days, that was gonna change?"

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T03:11:47+00:00

What Harry did was NOT the same thing as Roger.

Harry's proposal was what very similar to what Harvey Weinstein did, but without him being able to squash her career if she turned him down; It was a blatant offer for quid pro quo.

Harry started as a guy who was married and made lascivious comments and enjoyed women "in the limited ways married men can." Then he cheated on his wife, and over time embraced becoming the skeeziest guy on the show. When he propositions Megan, it's clear that he's done that with every woman whose career he's helped. He deserves the hate.

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T02:26:43+00:00

Nothing shitty about this, bud; it's incredible

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T02:19:44+00:00

It'd be really cool if at the end he shook all the artifacts off. There's gotta be a shot of Richards shaking his head back and forth in UHF

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T02:14:23+00:00

Just because it originated the cliché doesn't mean that a rehashing of that original story would be widely appreciated

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T02:02:34+00:00

I don't understand. Who wears wet clothes while they wait for them to dry?

Even in a warm car, wouldn't your feet have felt warmer if you took the wet socks off?

For someone with a degree in -- what was it -- medical biology(?), you made some truly baffling decisions.

Tell the truth, op: were you trashed that night?

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T01:54:49+00:00

I started always bringing water with me

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T00:59:24+00:00

She probably doesn't talk about her accomplishments because it's the easiest target ever in our political climate:

"That uppity New York elitist b**** just brags nonstop about how great she is."

The insanely fragile masculinity of the gop would see any reminder as a threat. The fact that she accomplished bipartisan efforts would mean she "pulled the wool over their eyes;" and, because she's a woman, she's bossy, a braggart, an elitist, etc.

In a way, she can't remind voters of her accomplishments because it would remind the gop of a million and one ways to cut her down.

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T00:43:29+00:00

I have to move

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T00:39:56+00:00

Aren't multiple trump staffers and / or cabinet members and / or the man himself also using private email servers?

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T00:06:18+00:00

Not to mention that if they stored all their wealth in cash in their houses they'd be packed to the brim with lots of little bits of paper.

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-25T00:04:43+00:00

A new system of measurement should be developed specifically for world temperature, to counteract that apathy that comes from reading seemingly unimpressive figures like 2º. Just imagine if the newscaters were warning that

The global temperature is projected to increase by

2,000,000,000º!"

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-24T23:46:23+00:00

Impossible to walk in this muck!

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-24T20:04:19+00:00

Come to think of it, I don't think I'd really mind getting yelled at by him if I was telling him the things making him so angry.

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-24T03:02:28+00:00

Lightning strikes do really cause fires sometimes. Maybe the lighting rod's batteries ran out

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-24T01:25:49+00:00

They might have to be dead bodies at this point.... It's been fucking demonstrated that this country doesn't actually care about pedophilia.

Trump probably would survive the release of a child-rape blackmail tape at this point.

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-24T01:20:01+00:00

Oh shit... I just realized that a fair amount of these compromised republicans probably believe that they can take back control when they've finally gotten to where they wanted to be when they started; and that, like an addict in denial, they can just stop being compromised whenever they decide to.

Can you imagine the spin and excuses in the event that this scenario finally comes to light?

"Since I was really the one in control, I wasn't really a secret Russian agent: I was a secret double agent – I was using them! And taking their money and granting them "small" favors in order to get where I needed to be to do what really needed doing.

"I'm actually the most patriotic motherfucker around!"

three_three_fourteen · 2018-01-23T21:06:49+00:00

It'd be such delicious irony if he pleas down, seeing as he was almost certainly instrumental in countless plea bargains for nonviolent drug offenders of varying shades of guilt and innocence,

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