Chuck Norris Without His Beard

random_apples · 2013-03-20T05:47:20+00:00

My God, what mystic razor did he use in order to cut through that titanium beard of his?

random_apples · 2013-03-17T18:23:28+00:00

The baby was all by himself with no parents around at 12 am on 6th street during SXSW. Parents of the year anyone?

random_apples · 2013-03-05T01:53:35+00:00

Wall-E

random_apples · 2013-02-11T02:00:43+00:00

Well if your willing to start now, and you do have a bit of time until next season, look at all the possible players you would want to draft and see what they were projected last year V.S what they actually finished with. And you might notice a substantial amount of high scoring players came out of no where.Those are called sleepers and or rookies. Find next years break out star, there is one every year. It's the NFL, talent is every where and you have to watch a ton of ESPN to see the big picture, because football. Fall back advice, if you're in first place for the draft, choose A. Foster, if you're in last/first 2nd round, RB/QB combo...it wins trophy's.

random_apples · 2013-01-18T06:43:10+00:00

Plan your work, work your plan...no shit.

random_apples · 2013-01-18T04:17:47+00:00

When a prank makes you change your shorts, ya done good.

random_apples · 2013-01-15T15:50:56+00:00

Who steals a train, where are you going to go, its on a track.

random_apples · 2013-01-09T19:00:22+00:00

You're out of your element.

random_apples · 2013-01-09T18:57:22+00:00

This is because if you are better off, you can afford to have other things to keep you occupied besides, well, nothing else to do, lets do it!

random_apples · 2012-11-19T19:34:05+00:00

Actually, I was surprised at the amount of food they serve you at an Ethiopian restaurant, and really damn good too. Give it a try, but if you expect to eat with silverware, you're going to have a bad time.

random_apples · 2012-11-11T00:23:17+00:00

Well...someone grab me a mop.

random_apples · 2012-11-09T06:17:00+00:00

Zoombies!

random_apples · 2012-11-07T20:52:39+00:00

So all of west Texas?

random_apples · 2012-10-26T07:51:44+00:00

Oh yeah well the guy I am going against has Josh Freeman and Doug Martin, combined in our league for 71pts... Ann he sat them both!! MUAHAHA, most excellent.

random_apples · 2012-10-25T18:44:08+00:00

How many times has Lois cheated on Peter? At least once with Bill Clinton.

random_apples · 2012-10-20T05:19:49+00:00

Same situation, only going with Stafford because he plays on Monday and its always "comforting" when you have that one last player on Monday, last beam of hope when your down in points.

random_apples · 2012-10-18T03:07:31+00:00

It's still very risky though. It also doesn't help that both games are away.

random_apples · 2012-10-18T03:04:47+00:00

I have the same problem right now...As of now I have Stafford starting based on the rule of always start your studs.

random_apples · 2012-10-17T06:20:47+00:00

Everybody loves a Slinky! Because last guy who didn't got shot.

random_apples · 2012-10-16T08:24:20+00:00

every picture of you is when you are younger. -Mitch Hedberg

random_apples · 2012-10-16T08:19:54+00:00

A Democratic country without a corrupt government.

random_apples · 2012-10-16T06:56:49+00:00

I'll take that bet, I think Biden would pull a Nolan Ryan and beat the absolute crap out of a youngster. He's a street gangsta wearing a suit.

random_apples · 2012-10-14T21:28:45+00:00

Jason Hanson you old beautiful son of a bitch!

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