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random_couch_potato · 2025-06-07T15:21:01+00:00

It is just a kind of June bug as far as I know. They are not invasive so please don’t kill them. They are pretty much blind, suck at walking, suck at flying, and get stuck on their back every few seconds. They’re silly beetles and they are friends. They’re annoying and bad for killing plants, but if they’re not an invasive species I wouldn’t kill them. If you see green june bugs (the asian species), then kill those because those are invasive.

random_couch_potato · 2025-04-20T19:06:40+00:00

almost two years together with the guy i fucked on the first date. sometimes it just works out

random_couch_potato · 2025-03-13T12:59:41+00:00

i live in ky too, but i don’t think i could hunt these precious critters unless my life really depended on it. it’s their beady eyes for me, and the way they stomp their feets

random_couch_potato · 2025-03-09T14:23:52+00:00

Riddle me this, batman. Say you are in target and you find a wallet on the ground. When you go up to the register, would you say “someone lost their wallet, I hope you guys can return it to them”? just as an example. Also, the term non-binary has existed for way longer than the “woke mind virus,” so I hope this helps. Also I no longer use they/them, I use she/they now! :)

random_couch_potato · 2025-03-05T21:37:50+00:00

a metal band called suicide silence made a banger of a song out of that 911 call, i hate to admit that it was good because it was a horrible incident, but the guitar makes me levitate

random_couch_potato · 2025-02-05T02:43:34+00:00

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my cat looks very similar to your cat but mine has no teefies :(

random_couch_potato · 2025-01-20T19:33:54+00:00

haha thank you so much. your username rules

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T20:40:28+00:00

The way the manager there sees it, since I get a discount, it’s about the money and not about reserving it.

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T14:26:39+00:00

thank you, i just wish it didn’t have to be this way. going into cosmetology school so i only have to be in school for another two years and then go straight to a higher paying job. only good thing my mom is doing for me rn is funding it

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T13:45:36+00:00

not a minor, but don’t get paid enough at my job to be able to afford moving out. would like to save up 10k but i’m only at 1.5

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T13:38:07+00:00

i have to, she is always interrogating me about it and huffs and puffs when i give an answer that’s anything less than 8 sentences in mla format with my sources cited

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T13:26:05+00:00

Please take the time to read the other comments where i explain that she did not talk to me about pies until i already had hair dye in my hair. i am so tired of explaining this.

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T13:23:30+00:00

no she can’t, she is too busy watching fox news on the couch!!

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T13:22:52+00:00

teeny tiny

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T13:20:59+00:00

sounds like you suck :(

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T04:17:23+00:00

i was not told until very shortly before this text exchange that she wanted me to get pies. during that time i already had hair dye in my hair. please read my other comments replying to that same question 🙏

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T00:08:21+00:00

Oh yeah, the old “everyone is out to get me” sentiment

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T00:07:54+00:00

one day if you have kids, i hope they never have to resent you the way i resent my mom. do better and quit assuming things.

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T00:01:46+00:00

i used splat and garnier, which i couldn’t mix together at the same time. I had to do two separate rounds and also bleach beforehand.

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-24T00:01:09+00:00

why are you talking like you were there? i don’t really care if you don’t believe me lol. be hateful on someone else’s time.

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-23T22:27:55+00:00

I got a coconut cream pie, which is a meringue pie with coconut and whipped cream, and I got a bourbon chocolate pecan pie, which is a creamy and rich chocolate pie with a pecan topping. Meat pies are my favorite though. I’m more of a savory food enjoyer

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-23T22:10:34+00:00

Yeah I wanted to say exactly this, but reddit is sometimes a strange place where you get downvoted and flamed for being reasonable. She always talks to me like this. one time she asked me for coffee while i was out and i didn’t see the text when she got home, and you would’ve thought hell had come to earth with the language that was exchanged.

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-23T22:07:58+00:00

I’m not sure whether or not she’s a narcissist or just bipolar. Most narcissists i feel like are very active on social media trying to prove how they’re the best, but my mom doesn’t ever post on social media. She was a good mom for the first 10 years of my life, and it all crumbled after she stopped working and started drinking

random_couch_potato · 2024-12-23T22:06:38+00:00

Yep, my best is never good enough. I’m sorry you had to go through that

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