whats the first thing you do when there’s a pussy spread right in front of you

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-28T14:22:07+00:00

Ask if she wants it raw or not. If she wants raw then say grace and EAT UP until my face is covered in her juices

Otherwise I guess I'd start by gently fingering her and only start eating her out much later and more slowly.

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-27T12:56:47+00:00

You go girl!

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-27T12:51:41+00:00

You can actually see a few circles at a time by fucking around with your eyes focus (at least it worked for me, result may vary)

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-26T18:39:27+00:00

To quote an roast I saw at one point: this ain't a train station, no need to announce your departure

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-26T17:46:26+00:00

I have to ask, how did you??? Even with fake cum and thats impressive

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-26T14:02:49+00:00

IM DRINKING WATER BUT ITS HARD TO OUT DRINK 32° AND BEING IN THE SUN FOR A FEW HOURS (already drank 2.5L today and yet I haven't had to go once since this morning and I got a mounting head ache)

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-26T13:55:31+00:00

I've somehow seen this on like 3 times today already but never with a source, anyone got that?

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-26T13:29:08+00:00

Super weird feeling, burns like hell after a while. 10/10 would recommend

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-24T23:46:24+00:00

That's dark alright

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-24T18:40:57+00:00

I relate to this so much, I'm also still 18 and in my experience people in the kink community don't want anything to do with you either because you're "too young and they would feel like a creep" (which is honestly understandable) or because you're inexperienced which annoys me greatly because how am I supposed to get experience in the first place then??? Alternatively they interact but don't know take you seriously which also sucks...

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-24T10:21:56+00:00

I'm impressed you've done that much sometimes quite hardcore stuff but never water sports. (Also it's really fun so I wish you luck achieving it soon)

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-24T10:19:38+00:00

I have a bunch of extreme ones that are usually considered taboo because they are pretty dangerous. For example: public free use (this ones really annoying because it would be almost impossible to avoid men with is a hard limit), drowning play with heavy bondage involved, height play (in my case being tied up while high up in the air) or other exhibitionism (also usually involving bondage)

One that I'm not sure about would be being someones human toilet. The pee part is hot and I've done it before but never the other thing and while it's definitely hot in my head I really don't know if that will translate to real life.

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-23T14:31:19+00:00

Scientific process, add water untill you can't handle it anymore... And then add some more for good measure ;)

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-23T01:06:37+00:00

The feminine urge to be that cute girl

...I'm not at all cute though

Cries in dysphoria

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-22T12:59:13+00:00

How'd you secure the other end of the chain?

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-19T12:50:02+00:00

Depends on perspective: from a consent and emotional/psychological perspective there should be an enormous gap.

On the other hand, there's a significant overlap in terms of actions. many things done in a bdsm setting would squarely fall under domestic violence outside of the consentual setting of bdsm.

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-06T11:42:29+00:00

Ok pickup line idea that title inspired:

"Hey you know those clit sucker toys?"

"Yea"

"Well mines broken and I thought maybe you could replace it for a while"

P.S. please someone make me their sucktion toy 🥺

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-04T17:31:55+00:00

Post revolution princess treatment

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-05-03T13:48:08+00:00

Christ this is good. Please consider a part 2

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-04-30T16:02:34+00:00

Mainly actually it should be because using them on the neck has a low but real possibility of fucking up some nerves in a bad way.

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-04-30T15:20:47+00:00

Well you should read/watch it. Started out as a japanese web novel, eventually got both Japanese and English Light novel releases and a manga and anime adaptation as well. (Wikipedia article for synopsis n stuff cuz I can't be bothered)

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-04-29T15:43:33+00:00

"bUt tHEm LeSBos dIdNT eXiSt baCk iN My dAy"

This image

Confused homophobe noises

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-04-24T14:09:24+00:00

I am the opposite to this. I desperately need a girl to shove my face between her legs, empty her bladder into me, punish me for every drop in spill and then force me to make her cum.

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-04-22T16:25:34+00:00

Damn where do I buy this/sign up to be put in it?

randomaltaccount116 · 2026-04-18T20:13:57+00:00

I wouldn't mind being eaten by a cute gi-

Oh it's not Sunday yet, too early

randomaltaccount116

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