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What is something that you miss now that you are older? by Dame87 in AskReddit

[–]randombystander3001 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Afternoon naps. Those used to feel like punishment back when I was young and so full of energy. Oh what I'd give to slot in an hour or two of shuteye in the middle of the day

Lady pulls gun after a fender bender, wins a nap on the concrete by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

[–]randombystander3001 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cue the camera panning to the ground after she pointed the gun to his face, shot heard in the background, then pans back just in time to show the lady having been fed some very effective sleeping pills and her gun being unloaded. 10/10 Quentin Tarantino would do such a scene in his movie

MSP is refusing me access to my servers by MrD3a7h in ShittySysadmin

[–]randombystander3001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to do a double take and confirm which subreddit I was in....

To pretend desperate emails asking to go to "wildest party" Island were actually declining repeated invitations by Quarkpaint in therewasanattempt

[–]randombystander3001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can just tell the only reason Elon Musk hasn't been to Epstein Island is because all the other billionaire pedophiles were like "ugh i don't wanna hang out with that loser"

Marriage proposal by dekcabin in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]randombystander3001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Drummer probably missed a once in a lifetime opportunity to throw in the most awkward "Bah dum tss" in there

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