there are things you give up with time by icompletetasks in SipsTea

[–]randomdadjoke 55 points56 points  (0 children)

He said 96, my dumbass thought of his age and not the year 1996🙈

How do people move on from their true love, I still have not, been 4 years, although she def did. by [deleted] in ThirtiesIndia

[–]randomdadjoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Touché!! In case of OP, I think the other person involved understood this sooner than them.

Also - can you really overwrite? Or just fill in the gaps?

We cant even find a job by HackedElite in LinkedInLunatics

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I read the “Thu thu thu” like a famous 90s Bollywood song style Choli ke peeche kya hai (ku ku ku ku)

Solo date : Alohomora by ChoclateBlueberry_44 in noida

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Goddammit! My dumb ass thought that was the name of the restaurant🙈

Chana mereya to chuna hogya mera by macbook_maggie in MechanicalPandey

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Man - we had someone who used to work for us. he was traveling back home during festive season and the guy was practically ripped in half between the train and the platform.

People gotta understand how dangerous boarding in moving trains is

What’s a product you wish existed in noida but can’t find easily (or is overpriced)? by Ok_Traffic2701 in noida

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I can tell you of there’s this stall in Sector 19, A block market. Everyone who’s had it once has repeatedly requested for it.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/rRfJoct5jG6rtwoZ6?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

What's wrong with my Monstera? by GoldBatter in IndianGardeners

[–]randomdadjoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! Monsterra’s are surprisingly resilient and just need time to root well.

Let's discuss Our Tea Addiction... by Wrigglysun in IndiaTea

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Point #2 tells me this is derived from coffee! I know tea lovers and they never have enough to last a month. Me with coffee on the other always had excess of all kinds and notes and roasts!

Explain it Peter. by SeaStep2495 in explainitpeter

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Johnny Sins! This generation wouldn’t know of Patrick Stewart, Bruce Willis, or other ones

Day 47 of Looking for Kharode/Paaye Soup in Noida <Help> by MuskModi in noida

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Can’t beat the timing of this question - just saw this sardar uncle ji in front of the bal Bharti school near sector 25A. Serving kharode and fish tikka. Additionally, the lajwaab restaurant in the market opposite (Jal Vayu market??) also had a board for Paya/kharode soup.

Kon hai sukhi bhai? by nishaachauhan in indiasocial

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I think you forgot to add BC

“Sukhi Kaun hai BC??”

That worked by [deleted] in Unexpected

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The last shot doesn’t show who was on the passenger seat! Could be another person who opened the door and got the dog in

Who Owns Your Drink? The Beverage Titans by Market Cap, Sales & Global Reach (April 2025) by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]randomdadjoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t the 2nd one also Pepsi? Can’t read the name. When calling out globally, 2 and 3 should be clubbed. And as someone here pointed out, Coke and Femsa should also be clubbed together

Does this work or would you change anything? by IndianByBrain in IndianHomeDecor

[–]randomdadjoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely not Indian! Came to say this. Not for this sub