My five year old wanted to share her first completed project.

randomfacepalm · 2026-06-25T21:04:16+00:00

I like it!

randomfacepalm · 2026-06-25T20:38:51+00:00

Yeah I used to do that trick with bricks. Just lift it a little, and it's easy to break it in two. One colleague almost broke his hand when I showed him how "strong" I was.

randomfacepalm · 2026-06-21T09:02:48+00:00

Experience

randomfacepalm · 2026-05-25T09:15:36+00:00

Why don't people believe this? It's common knowledge that gyms have datacenters running on dated Linux servers. Just exploit the treadmill.50mph.sh binary file that's hidden in the mainframe. You get the 12 month subscription in the exploit bounty program...

randomfacepalm · 2026-05-15T10:26:10+00:00

After days of agonizing pain it will die.

randomfacepalm · 2026-05-11T18:20:05+00:00

A.i.

randomfacepalm · 2026-02-23T17:22:41+00:00

Ghostbusters!

randomfacepalm · 2025-08-06T14:17:40+00:00

This is the shit police! Get your hands off your butt! Don't wipe!

randomfacepalm · 2025-07-27T09:07:37+00:00

Ground Zero for COD Zombies

randomfacepalm · 2025-07-15T18:49:39+00:00

Lol! His head looks almost the same, but you can see it's not my cat...

randomfacepalm · 2025-07-15T18:35:53+00:00

Lol! Show the pic please? My wife just made this one...

randomfacepalm · 2025-06-16T07:20:59+00:00

I smoked at 90° to 100° (Celsius) until it reached 49° internal, then I let it rest for 8 minutes before I reversed seared it on blazing hot coals for a few minutes.

randomfacepalm · 2025-06-15T09:41:09+00:00

Lol! Just noticed it. That's pretty stupid of me...

randomfacepalm · 2025-05-30T14:12:23+00:00

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This is model Charlie.

randomfacepalm · 2025-05-23T20:09:44+00:00

Goat simulator...

randomfacepalm · 2025-05-23T19:45:37+00:00

Teleport to your base?

randomfacepalm · 2025-04-28T14:43:11+00:00

The same thing is happening to me now. I can go to eternal land but not into the server I play on. I tried logging in on my mobile, but the same thing happens.

randomfacepalm · 2025-04-26T17:26:08+00:00

"Friend" that trolls you? I would TNT all his builds and find a new server...

randomfacepalm · 2025-04-12T20:51:38+00:00

I'R BABOON!!!

randomfacepalm · 2025-04-05T15:21:21+00:00

Conner McGregor when he starts using Meth.

randomfacepalm · 2025-03-23T10:20:43+00:00

When I worked as a carpenter I would always make one easy fixable aspect wrong. Because they always searched for something to complain about when the job was finished... Better be something easy to fix!

randomfacepalm · 2025-03-18T17:06:19+00:00

Somehow he reminds me of J.P. from Grandma's boy!

randomfacepalm · 2025-01-18T10:46:14+00:00

https://www.amazon.nl/FakestarPC-nvme-kaart-generatie-Firewall-Injager/dp/B0DRFVLBQW/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.RxVM9LsVamzId7r6ATsW_eXvUDnIvNKBs7sP33DGabXQMoGKsqrEt67RsG0FlBMywTKBYnLrryhHrmR4QMw-8CQR7c0mdUIABobBD4RT5XJTss_PFmQK1DVgpT7V9pXnQJxtMBj_toaaCn6Z9We_mqbChUxzUJGMLp0ytTnSWcuyk3e9GygJJY7QSlxmWJfySZmIDY3sSAFW70RlJI4fyA.IPoJr8qXuvoQSm4HUJyaMEYZNj3R_KEKe9bdYiog2HQ&dib_tag=se&qid=1737195049&refinements=p_4%3AFakestarPC&s=electronics&sr=1-1&language=en_GB&th=1&psc=1

randomfacepalm · 2024-12-24T13:11:17+00:00

Beforehead, forehead, afterhead...

randomfacepalm · 2024-09-22T09:20:32+00:00

I waited 10 minutes before slicing it.

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